The "happy" Thread AKA "not the "pissed off thread"

^ I'm happy that you're happy MLL and I know exactly what you have done your post for

^ it's true what they say : you can always tell the difference between a ray of sunshine and a Scotsman with a grievance.

But it takes two to tango and I ain't playing.....waiting for the punchline ? Knock yourself out

I'm as happy as a room without a roof.

I'm happy because I am really beginning to appreciate comedy now more than ever after seeing so many members doing it so badly

I'm happy the SNP saw through the latest Tory trick and got the fox hunting scam postponed.

Happy that my speech therapy session was cancelled today. Though I'm fairly certain that the reason they gave [a "speech therapy emergency"] is secret code for go karting weekend.

The great pie famine is over. After a long absence my local Tesco has Pork and Pickle pies on the shelf again

Or they did have, started loading the packets into the trolley and then thought - fuck it. Lifted the whole display box......and then the two behind that
Got a funny look at the checkout but the freezer's full now, they won't catch me out again

Won a pair of tickets to the regional premiere of Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation this Saturday evening !!!!! At Manchester Printworks. As well as seeing the film 5 days before it's officially out next week, there is a q&a with Tom Cruise himself

What lottery numbers are you putting on this week, Rammy?

Ask Tom Cruise what his call stats are!