Pick one Christmas present for each channel

If you were a babe channel boss what would you be asking for from Father Christmas this year?

My choices:
BS - Zoom lens that work for all the cameras. (That would at least be an understandable reason for all those acres of longshots!)
S66 - Really easy one - a fourth fucking channel at night!
Xpanded - The inspiration to run something other than factory farm babe shows.
Storm - A decent web server.
RLC - Again obvious - an epg slot.
ex-Sin - Some credibility back in their former industry!

a shock collar for any girl that appears on bsx and does a handthong...

naughty chat nights for babestation...

a saw to cut the legs of xxxpaned's high horse.

a bag of dicks for RLC so they can be a real XXX webshow.

and a working stream for storm...

A new Dutch licence for Babestations Sky channels
A new intelligent brain for the people running s66
A sense of humour for the people running Xpanded TV
A bag of money for Storm
A channel slot for Pumpkin films [RLC]

For them all to grow a set and realise what audience they are supposed to be aiming at and stop trying to be so politically correct and dull

bs - a web stream for the freeview stuff so we dont keep missing all the good stuff
66 - an entirely new production staff
rlc - a tv slot
storm - a web stream
xp - counseling to help the realize they are not better than everyone else
bsx - a web show so we can see whats happening
foxbabe - more hours on air

Microphones for the Xpanded girls

Tamestation - a selection of sexy outfits in size 'Lori Buckby'!

S66-New management,proper babe for type of show and timeslot
BS-Dutch license for all channels on all platforms.
RLC-EPG Slot and Dutch license(just to give BS something to worry about)
Storm-better visual equipment,re design set
Sin tv-EPG slot and topless daytime free webstream.

my present for all the channels would be them to not be too tame and get rid of the anoying OSG

Danica Collins* on any channel. Hmm.. I lurve Danica.

*Yeah, yeah, it's never going to happen.