New Year Resolutions?

(01-01-2016 00:57 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  For 2016... Maybe limiting myself to only wanking three times a day

That was CW's resolution last year and to be fair he did cut down to having just three wanks a day.....

....trouble was the first one was on the bus, the second in the library and the third one in Morrison's

Funnily enuff... Myself and CW have probably been described as a pair of tossers !!!...

(01-01-2016 21:53 )mr williams Wrote:  

(01-01-2016 00:57 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  For 2016... Maybe limiting myself to only wanking three times a day

That was CW's resolution last year and to be fair he did cut down to having just three wanks a day.....

....trouble was the first one was on the bus, the second in the library and the third one in Morrison's

That is an outrageous misrepresentation of events .
The third one was in Sainsbury's so I heard

Ahem..... Other supermarkets are available

^ Even though it was in the condiments aisle, they still didn't take a release of his Gentleman's Relish too kindly...

(01-01-2016 20:51 )Lolas Knight Wrote:  

(01-01-2016 19:09 )M-L-L Wrote:  ^...and finally give in to her demands for you to have threesomes with her and her glamour model girl friends ?

Yeah, she's always on about that! Bloody annoying...

Have to fix the bloody bathroom door as well. The wife's 18 year old sister who has even better tits is staying with us and she always seems to need the loo when I'm in the shower. By way of apology she'll insist on stripping off and coming in to help clean my cock and balls and before you know it I'm hanging out the back of her.

I kind of feel a bit unfaithful...

My new years resolution was to cut down on the biscuit eating.
Doing ok so far.
No biscuits consumed so far in 2016 .

^ Funnily enough I found myself wanting to lose weight this time last year. I discovered a foolproof method: I decided to ONLY eat if I denied myself a wank!

I'm now 9st6!