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Xpanded tv - General Chat & Discussion

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RE: Xpanded tv - General Chat & Discussion
(10-01-2016 20:09 )greenray Wrote:  Plenty of reasons. Most of the problems with Xpanded relate to sets, no microphones, no posting of pics etc etc.
I really like Jess,Louise, Priya, Lily and the babes I mentioned above. I've probably missed one or two out!

Absolutely. Their girls could, and should be, their saving grace... but...

When posters on here express so many objections to this channel you have to ask: Why would an operator make it sooo difficult to actually LIKE watching any babe, particularly ones like those named, on their channel? Babes that I, and seemingly many others, would be all over on any other babe channel... Even the best girls need SOME help to bring some of us onboard it would seem.

Actually, I find it quite hard to pinpoint exactly why it is that it's such an alienating, dispiriting, experience watching the cheap crapness that is Xpanded. The best I can say is that its something to do with the totally cold attitude to presentation.

If wanking with BS is an experience akin to eating at a Harvester restaurant (decent, reasonable, fairly efficient); Xpanded feels as welcoming as grabbing a twinky from a vending machine on a miserable wet railway station at midnight and calling it a meal! It serves a purpose but it sure ain't pleasant.

I actually get the feeling they are proud of making it difficult to enjoy watching their channels UNLESS you are calling*; with visual stimulus at the barest minimum it needs to be. The ultimate modern babe show tactic purveyor.

For the lover of the old-style babeshow it is a worrying template. Hopefully it's apparent commercial success will prove to be limited in scope.


* I think the reason they don't cultivate the 'fandom' of the babeshow, outside their own forum, is that they think that it represents, a minority, and generally the 'freeloading' aspects, of the customer base. I think, counter-intuitively, they figure the more casual fans are the true spenders.

Babeshow n. - Live Adult Entertainment genre based around premium-rate phome sex chat lines. Scantily-clad female presenter induces callers and users to other inactive services from three-walled set in a TV studio. Largely softcore Tease format influenced by standards and strictures of free-to-air TV platform..
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11-01-2016 00:19
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RE: Xpanded tv - General Chat & Discussion
This evening has got to be my ultimate late night lineup - the terrific trio of
Louise P, Nicole & Mia Smile I never thought this dream would come true Tongue

Fave Daytime babes - Pippa Blonde, Mia, Allison Wilde, Serena May
Fave Nightime babes - Pippa Blonde, Mia, Dannii Harwood, Lynda Leigh, Lexi Lowe, Jennifer Jade, Louise Porter (please return)
Fave M.I.L.Fs - Marlyn Lindsay, Sofia Matthews, Sarah Kelly
Fave Web babes - Jaye Rose, Kloe Kane, Chloe Lovette, Jade Samantha, Kellie, Sophia Delane
11-01-2016 21:43
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RE: Xpanded tv - General Chat & Discussion
(11-01-2016 00:19 )ShandyHand Wrote:  
(10-01-2016 20:09 )greenray Wrote:  Plenty of reasons. Most of the problems with Xpanded relate to sets, no microphones, no posting of pics etc etc.
I really like Jess,Louise, Priya, Lily and the babes I mentioned above. I've probably missed one or two out!

Absolutely. Their girls could, and should be, their saving grace... but...

When posters on here express so many objections to this channel you have to ask: Why would an operator make it sooo difficult to actually LIKE watching any babe, particularly ones like those named, on their channel? Babes that I, and seemingly many others, would be all over on any other babe channel... Even the best girls need SOME help to bring some of us onboard it would seem.

Actually, I find it quite hard to pinpoint exactly why it is that it's such an alienating, dispiriting, experience watching the cheap crapness that is Xpanded. The best I can say is that its something to do with the totally cold attitude to presentation.

If wanking with BS is an experience akin to eating at a Harvester restaurant (decent, reasonable, fairly efficient); Xpanded feels as welcoming as grabbing a twinky from a vending machine on a miserable wet railway station at midnight and calling it a meal! It serves a purpose but it sure ain't pleasant.

I actually get the feeling they are proud of making it difficult to enjoy watching their channels UNLESS you are calling*; with visual stimulus at the barest minimum it needs to be. The ultimate modern babe show tactic purveyor.

For the lover of the old-style babeshow it is a worrying template. Hopefully it's apparent commercial success will prove to be limited in scope.


* I think the reason they don't cultivate the 'fandom' of the babeshow, outside their own forum, is that they think that it represents, a minority, and generally the 'freeloading' aspects, of the customer base. I think, counter-intuitively, they figure the more casual fans are the true spenders.

Not much needs adding to this post. Xpanded is the kind of channel that would have sprung up if the East German Stasi had created a babe channel. An austere channel providing the bare minimum. Horrible. If ever there was a channel which deserves to die, it's this one. Then the admittedly very good babe line up can rock up channels more appropriate for their standard.
14-01-2016 11:00
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RE: Xpanded tv - General Chat & Discussion
I really dont understand the hatred towards this channel, it baffles me

very reasonable calls charges, the stream is excellent and the girls are amazing. not every babe is the same or will do the same and thats the same on all channels

i hope they continue for a long time and keep the lineup
14-01-2016 13:13
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They need to turn up the heating in the studio.

It used to be that the babes wore two items of clothing, a pair of nicks and another pair over the top. Rolleyes

It's now become an underwear fashion show...




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14-01-2016 13:20
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the complaints are extremely petty
14-01-2016 13:22
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(14-01-2016 13:22 )richpk Wrote:  the complaints are extremely petty

No povs that I've ever seen; far too many two babes on one bed stints leaving the girls little room to manoeuvre; a static camera at almost all times, absolutely no leeway on content levels or extra pulse-racing outfits; nothing but beds, beds and more beds... These are not petty issues for a babe channel. They are the heart and soul of what facilitates good sessions to me.

Xpanded is the cosmetics of a babeshow without all feeling for them from those behind the camera.

Babeshow n. - Live Adult Entertainment genre based around premium-rate phome sex chat lines. Scantily-clad female presenter induces callers and users to other inactive services from three-walled set in a TV studio. Largely softcore Tease format influenced by standards and strictures of free-to-air TV platform..
14-01-2016 16:27
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RE: Xpanded tv - General Chat & Discussion
The fact that it doesn't start till 3pm on freeview is a downer for me for a start. However, I do give it a chance now and again to try and get my pulse rising, but I am always disappointed after 10 mins. The girls always look rigid, hardly any movement at all. Not many rear views and total nakedness appears to be a punishable offence. How much different it is on the other channels. Never a night goes bye without some babe letting those panties tantalizingly slip to the side or ride up their crack.With some naughty girls you may even get a full on flash. This anticipation always keeps me glued to the screen. On the rare occasion it's been known for me to phone a girl who has persistently been rude to finish off the evening. Never a starter on this channel. The cheapness of the call isn't a factor for me, the girl has to have got me in the mood visually first, not going to happen here at present. Sorry.
14-01-2016 17:05
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RE: Xpanded tv - General Chat & Discussion
(14-01-2016 16:27 )ShandyHand Wrote:  
(14-01-2016 13:22 )richpk Wrote:  the complaints are extremely petty

No povs that I've ever seen; far too many two babes on one bed stints leaving the girls little room to manoeuvre; a static camera at almost all times, absolutely no leeway on content levels or extra pulse-racing outfits; nothing but beds, beds and more beds... These are not petty issues for a babe channel. They are the heart and soul of what facilitates good sessions to me.

Xpanded is the cosmetics of a babeshow without all feeling for them from those behind the camera.

from where i am sitting they are petty

i for one dont want what BS produce. the set could do with freshening up on Xpanded but nothing major

when i call the girls i like they still give me the service i enjoy the same as on any channel they have worked on

not every channel has to push the boundaries and go nude or do different sets you know
14-01-2016 17:09
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^ Getting within sniffing distance of the boundaries might help.

You are why the company succeeds like it does; it provides for your needs and good on you all for that. I don't see why you think it's baffling that others have different needs and expectations from their babe shows. It is that that just might keep the industry from turning into carbon copies of this slimmed-down version.

Babeshow n. - Live Adult Entertainment genre based around premium-rate phome sex chat lines. Scantily-clad female presenter induces callers and users to other inactive services from three-walled set in a TV studio. Largely softcore Tease format influenced by standards and strictures of free-to-air TV platform..
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