Big Brother!

Nice to see the housemates making a complete pigs ear of the kebab shop part of the task, have they managed to get one order correct yet? Nice to know that this years batch of housemates haven't got the brains, common sense or ability to work in a takeaway or ice cream shop.

Kenneth has left the Big Brother house so there will be no eviction this week. Boo!!!!!!!!!!

Typical, he knew he was going so he did a bunk instead of facing the public!

Let's hope smug Lisa is up and out next week...she really does think she's something special....erm...NO! lol.

Halfwit being Zeus, brilliant stuff...the twist for that task is a good one too, should wind up the housemates who've done the 24 hour part of the task! lol.

Nice to see Kenny totally bottling it and jumping over the wall at night like the worlds most cowardly ninja. No eviction this week because Kenny was no doubt way ahead in the voting anyway to be fair. Lisa had better watch her back and stop being such a miserable fag sucking bitch or she is doomed next week.

It was funny watching Kenny & Marcus hitting the roof live this morning.

Sidenote: Watch out for Bea she was bitching and scheming all last night, if she carries on she could rival Lisa for the villian role.

and hopefully karly will give him the boot as well. think kenny would have gone tomorrow anyway.

think and hope lisa will go next week

(23-07-2009 13:15 )Chipster Wrote:  Kenneth has left the Big Brother house so there will be no eviction this week. Boo!!!!!!!!!!

Marcus helped him jump the wall I'm a bit disappointed they're cancelling the eviction, though - there's plenty of others to vote for For example, David. I don't see the point of him at all.

About last night's instalment:
Bea hadn't thought about her ideal man much at all, had she?
"Lisa and David are in the kebab van" - was it just me or did that voiceover sound prophetic?
It's educational, BB - I never suspected the Greek guard wore red Crocs
Marcus is quite inventive with his insults, calling Tom an 'absolute crawly bumlick'
Is Noirin the human equivalent of catnip? - Siavash now???

I don't get it with Noirin, now don't get me wrong she is a very attractive girl but come on! what the hell is going on? Is she giving off some kind of super pheromones are something, is her tuppence giving off irresistable vapours of somekind? It's like she's an alley cat in heat and the BB house is full of horny toms all challenging each other to piss the highest to mark their territory.

There are still questions to be answered, will Lisa ever smile again?, is Davids head visible from space like the great wall of China?, will Marcus's longing for Noirin see him lose control of his yoghurt cannon? Will Kenneth be the villain in the next Bond film stroking a wad of fifties instead of a white cat?

for me the best bit of kenny leaving was when he said. " i went in a legend and im leaving a legend" how big an ego has he got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

think he knew he was going on friday so decided to go on his own terms so he can satisfy his enormous ego

and as ive said i hope karly will evict him from her life asap

Gutted Kenny went, although he was going on Friday anyway
I dont see why they've cancelled the eviction though, i want Tom out