The "Pissed Off " Thread

It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment house fools
Remember one man's ceiling is another man's floor
Goddamn
One man's ceiling is another man's floor



(Paul Simon - One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor )

(...tinkly descending-scales piano rift conveying impression of walking down long flights of stairs....)

^I'm thinking you've had a skinful or a couple of joints.

^ I wish.
No I've just got Morris dancers wearing clogs living above me, if the sound is anything to go by.

EDIT : 1:50am and the clod-hoppers finally seem to have quit the dervish stomping.

Pissed of because my local pharmacy gave me a damaged Metoject Pen [the delivery system for my injectable arthritis medicine] and they won't replace it because, if I'm lying, I might sell it on the streets. Who the fuck would buy a drug that has no "high" and only leaves you feeling nauseated and ill?!?! So I'll have to miss a week within the next 3 weeks.

Pissed off that my favourite sausages shrink when I cook them.

[but happy to show everyone that I too get riled up over the trivial shite - you know, like a real-life boy!]

well pissed off as it looks like one of my external hard drives has gone tits up 931gb full of stuff from 21st sextury brazzers and naughty america

Pissed off that a spilled my cock sucking tea all over my floor and rug.

Pissed off that Studio 66 doesn't do pole thong again, nor are the other channels doing it.



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pissed off that my Toaster has conked out .
Mind you it lasted 11 years.
Not bad I suppose.

^you had it for 11 years! CRUMBS!

(sorry, but it was right there!)

^ in the same vein, but a bit further up the thread : "cock sucking tea" ?
That's a brand I'm not familar with...I'm not sure it would be to my taste.
I'm trying not to imagine the advertising.

I do recall a Kathy Lloyd interview segment from an old centrefold-type video years ago where she recommended the lady taking a mouthful of "boiling hot tea" immediately before proceeding to fellate her gentleman, and holding the liquid in her mouth at the beginning of the operation : maybe this is a specially formulated tea for this purpose ?