Funny babeshow Screencaps

Someone's nicked her cigar...

Once again, an examination of the visual evidence seems to prove that M-L-L is talking bollocks...

(05-03-2016 00:51 )M-L-L Wrote:  Quite a good show from Maddie again on the blue sparkly set, pressing up against the glass screen and with oil.
Not exactly legs wide open in extreme close up, but not exactly thighs clamped shut either - seemed more relaxed about the odd "slip".

Whither civilisation....?

...when masturbatory duty's to be done (to be done) / a show-babe's lot is not a happy one (happy one)....

That's the last time I waste my carefully honed sex chat on you, missy !


( ...the book guaranteed I would be able to talk them into sleeping with me, not just sleeping ! )

" Oh ! ...I'm terribly sorry Maddie...I couldn't help it...sometimes it just comes out so forcefully...it's a compliment really if you think about it ?..yes...well....at least I didn't get any on your specs ? "

This probably only makes sense if you've just watched "True Lies" recently....

VOICE IN EARPIECE : "...you will meet a man called Boris. Your code name will be...."

MADDIE (hopefully) : "Natasha ?..."

VOICE IN EARPIECE : "...No. Doris"

Maddie : Uh, this doesn't look like oil, what the heck have you put in here?

Producer : Oh yeah, sorry, Kerrie-Lee used it all up, but don't worry, the boys at the studio had a whip round before the show.

^ Thank you, that's saved me some time tomorrow


JADA : "Oh dear...that's a crass comment even by M-L-L's low standards..."