Annoying Adverts

The new Tesco advert is one of the worst things i have ever seen, stupid parents and the worlds most irritating son, somebody needs to beat the shit of the little twat.

All Christmas adverts

I can't stand the LateRooms.com adverts

I said pretend you've got no money....she just laughed and said "You're so funny"
I said yeah.....

...but now I'm doing voice-overs for Sainsbury's telling people to put ginger in their roast beef to give it a "little twist".

20 years ago invading Michael Jackson's ludicrously bombastic stage show at The Brit Awards and now it's come to this ?

Jarvis, what happened man ?

Just living like the rest of us Common People ? - ie. wage slave to the Bank taking The Man's shilling and doing something you don't believe in anymore simply to keep your roof over the head ?

Go Compare ?
Go **** yourselves.

Try putting that fat opera singer in the back of a real cab and see what the driver says :

I guarantee even if he does begin with "Oh f...." the rest of the sentence won't be "fantastic".

I can't stand that Domino pizza advert either.

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"