Elle, I've come up with a few theories as to why you've worked the last four mornings in a row on Legends tv (not that I'm complaining mind)...
1. You've been evicted from your flat and you're dossing at the studios until you can find a place (I bet there's a bag behind the sofa with your clothes and toothbrush therein).
2. You've broken a rule or two at Legends tv and you're working off your fine (God I hope they were dirty rules).
3. The sat-nav in your car has packed up and you'd get lost if you left the building (If this is the case, just type into the destination window "A lusty, panting lunatic who stares at redheads on his tv" and it should direct you straight round to my house!). I'll put the kettle on.
It's been a while since Elle stated her intention to eventually do a night show and, to date, this hasn't happened. And, whilst I respect Elle's decision, some of us have been 'hard' for an undue amount of time and I think some 'closure' is required to ease the anticipation. To that end, I have made some caps that appear more like adult content and, with the accompanying saucy text, it should allow you to unburden (if that is your desire). Don't worry, I will look the other way...
Erm ... Blow me Elle, that sure is some freaky hot stuff going on there...
That's it baby, I can give you a real mouthful (see what I did there? Awesome)...
Oh yeah, now I'm going to make a hot dog (who doesn't love food puns?!)...
And finished. Woo, that was hot. I'm sure by now all of you are towelling down exposed surfaces and enjoying a post-coital glass of Um Bongo. I'd like to thank Elle for being amazing but we've all got to roll over and go to sleep now. Oi! No cuddling.
Pin-stripes this morning Elle? Very nice. Okay people, 'business' related innuendos if you please...
Elle has caused my stock to rise...
Elle has the only figure I'm interested in...
Elle has brought about massive inflation...
If Elle was a bank, I'd leave a deposit and then withdrawl...
Elle's bust looks like it could go boom...
I'd like to unload my wad on Elle's portfolio...
Okay, I'm spent (in both senses of the word). Any more? By the way, great show today Elle. If you get any hotter, you'll have to take something off (oh jeez, it's back).
(06-08-2009 08:05 )Forum Style Wrote: Pin-stripes this morning Elle? Very nice. Okay people, 'business' related innuendos if you please...
Elle has caused my stock to rise...
Elle has the only figure I'm interested in...
Elle has brought about massive inflation...
If Elle was a bank, I'd leave a deposit and then withdrawl...
Elle's bust looks like it could go boom...
I'd like to unload my wad on Elle's portfolio...
Okay, I'm spent (in both senses of the word). Any more? By the way, great show today Elle. If you get any hotter, you'll have to take something off (oh jeez, it's back).
Having seen Elle this morning my trousers required some quantitative easing. I'd like to take her Nikkeis down. There must be something about Barings etc
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!