The "Pissed Off " Thread

^ I fell face first into a cowpat once.
I was suitably not amused .
Typically of course I got no sympathy whatsoever and nobody wanted to go anywhere near me for what seemed like an age. Bloody cretins .

We seem to have dozens of ladybirds swarming on the outside of our house

^ That's supposed to be good news. There was a guy on the radio complaining because he didn't have enough where he lived in Wales
Apparently they eat all the nasty insects like white/green fly.

Both the traditional red ones and the mysterious black ones?!

Are those the ones wearing their Halloween outfits

They'll be gone soon when the cold weather comes

I don't like Hallowe'en at the best of times. Having insects swarming over your house doesn't count as the best of times!

Look on the bright side, at least they are not Asian hornets

To be honest I loathe Halloween.
It is just yet another commercialistic jamboree.
Bloody trick or treaters. It long since got to the point where older kids turn up at the door not saying a word with their hands out, an expectant look on their face expecting money to be given to em .
Safe to say all they got from me were a few choice words and a slammed door.

Valentines Day is another complete f#@$ing waste of time and don't even get me started on bloody Bonfire night . Total utter bollo@ks.

The babe channels Hall of Fame thread.....Why ? There is no prize, no degree of recognition, no physical gift (no matter how small), and there is no ultimate reward. So why bother ? Just to take up space on the forum ? Who the hell wants to vote for which women they've wanked over most, anyway ? Asinine, trite, pointless nonsense.

Do you have your own private raincloud, that follows you about?