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another 50 fuck that lol

(11-08-2009 11:35 )setter1000 Wrote:  You are aware of why people use smileys forum are you not? It is a tongue in cheek joke. Enjoyed your put down though

No no, I got the tongue in cheek bit. And my response was similarly so (although my tongue wasn't in my cheek, more aligned to the subject of the thread).

I like your comparison of our two approaches, although my version falls apart right at the start where it says "You are out with your mates" (quite clearly I am mateless and only converse with my collection of roadkill remnants). However, if I were to encounter Amber in that scenario, I would ask her if she knew where the exits were and the directions to the nearest art gallery or library. I would, out of politeness, also ask her if she had recourse to change her underwear during the evening and if I could have the old ones to use as a nose-bag. Nothing weird.

Oh, and people use 'smilies' on forums because they can't successfully convey a sense of hyperbolized sarcasm without resorting to cartoon faces. Cheers.

(11-08-2009 13:25 )skateguy Wrote:  

(11-08-2009 13:02 )HaZ Wrote:  Hope she doesn't want another 50 pages

Me too...

I really hope not, otherwise this thread will soon be the biggest thread on the forum

(11-08-2009 16:30 )HaZ Wrote:  I really hope not, otherwise this thread will soon be the biggest thread on the forum

Still got some way to go yet though! This is the 535th post in this thread and the biggest thread in the forum is currently "Party People at 3am - 7am" with 1,922 posts.

glad to be apart of the 2bd biggest thread in the fourm and if it gets amber on nites all the better

(11-08-2009 18:02 )scotslion1985 Wrote:  glad to be apart of the 2bd biggest thread in the fourm ...

Got some way to go to be the 2nd biggest too. Here's the biggest 18 threads. http://www.babeshows.co.uk/stats.php

Right, I'm seeing someone with a pink "Amber" username on the active users list, so let's try a different tack..

Woman! get yer fine shaped arse in here with an answer for all these eager buggers who have done their duty and are duly owed a little late show booty.

hi amber you gorgeous minx. please give an answer to our request put us out of our misery

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like we're collectively going through the 'Kubler-Ross 5 stages of grief'. So far we've had:

1. Denial ("Get over it, she's never doing the night show")
2. Anger ("Bitch, just do as you are told and take your top off")
3. Bargaining ("I will send you money if you do the night show")
4. Depression ("Oh man, we can't wait another 50 pages")

And that just leaves us with acceptance. But that's not for us, Amber will just have to accept that, in a democracy, the will of the people succeeds. And if we stay strong and our thoughts are pure (that last one might need a bit of work) then we will reach the promised land. I may not get there with you (but I'll definitely record it and watch it later). One day we will be able to say 'free at last, free at last, thank God almighty ... Amber's chesticles will be freed at last'. Amen brothers.

come on amber please at least say something this is driving me mad you so need to be on nights babe your by far the hottest babe on any channel