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Things you would like on your Tombstone!
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Dr James Noiswater Offline
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RE: Things you would like on your Tombstone!
OH MY GOD I JUST MET JESUS! FUCKIN MENTAL UP HERE!
12-05-2009 14:03
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'It's not that I'm a conspiracy theorist, it's just that I know the world's against me'

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06-01-2017 15:17
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"I'll be back"
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06-01-2017 15:26
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'HELLO, i suffer from Lazarus syndrome. FFS someone dig me up, QUICKLY!' Big Grin
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06-01-2017 15:47
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What do you mean, "the ambulance got lost"... annoyed
06-01-2017 22:47
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RE: Things you would like on your Tombstone!
il go with the classic spike milligan quote.... "see i told you i was ill"..
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"The bank account is empty and I've got the car keys down here with me. Fuck you!"
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07-01-2017 00:07
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"We couldn't get the coffin lid on I tell ya!!! He was so rigid... down there!"
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07-01-2017 00:56
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07-01-2017 01:47
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Fantasy epitaph:

"How did an ordinary bloke like him manage to shag so many gorgeous babeshow girls?"
07-01-2017 13:46
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