Getting Old Is???

When you get out of puff having a tommy tank

When you see a new girl called Kayleigh on shift and wonder how many guys are calling to ask if it's too late to say they're sorry? (ahem)

(14-02-2017 20:41 )Doddle Wrote:  When you see a new girl called Kayleigh on shift and wonder how many guys are calling to ask if it's too late to say they're sorry? (ahem)

If the girl gets the reference, you must be watching S66 cougars. That's a real sign of old age.

When you start using the phrase........

"It wasn't the same when I was a lad" .

Guilty as charged today .

(14-02-2017 21:02 )Tractor boy Wrote:  

(14-02-2017 20:41 )Doddle Wrote:  When you see a new girl called Kayleigh on shift and wonder how many guys are calling to ask if it's too late to say they're sorry? (ahem)

If the girl gets the reference, you must be watching S66 cougars. That's a real sign of old age.

or dad likes marillion see even i got the reference

When you watch a babeshow and start worrying about their poor posture instead of looking at thier norks.

(14-02-2017 20:41 )Doddle Wrote:  When you see a new girl called Kayleigh on shift and wonder how many guys are calling to ask if it's too late to say they're sorry? (ahem)

Haha, I have actually done this. Looked at me like a knob. Also worked with a girl called Layla. She got a bit tired of guys asking if she wanted them on their knees.

When your erections mirror getting out of bed. Used to just spring up but now it's more in stages.

forgetting where you put your hearing aid and spend 15 minutes trying to locate by whistling
(don't that several times)

When you start to find ads for walk in baths and stair lifts interesting