Things I Hate About Being Single...

Changing the duvet cover.

How the fuck did she make it look so easy

^ Plenty of practice?

Or perhaps it was your 'supervision'? *

( * translation - looking on, while she did all the work)

On the other hand if you're single then you don't need to wash it and therefore you never need to change it.

^ Although I'd advise washing your hand... Especially after the babeshows.

What an empathetic and helpful bunch we are.

(With apologies to TSM )

Can i just throw in a casual MTFU ?

Can only imagine there would be many things I would hate....a good woman or man is always recommended...

(07-08-2017 16:19 )Dan Volatile Wrote:  On the other hand if you're single then you don't need to wash it and therefore you never need to change it.

Ah, the 'chicken and egg' question

Are you a slob because you're single, or are you single because you're a slob...

(07-08-2017 09:36 )Censorship :-( Wrote:  ^ Plenty of practice?

Or perhaps it was your 'supervision'? *

( * translation - looking on, while she did all the work)

I only saw it done once. I was still in bed one morning when she came in like the Tasmanian Devil, shoved me out, and had it done before I even had my trousers on

Being ugly. Being ugly sucks