People that Perturb me.

Greg Wallace - Bald Masterchef judge.

Fucking buttery biscuit base talentless side mouthed patronising shitcunt bastard.

Sonia Fowler from Eastenders..can't remember her real name.

Got a face like a trumpet that a bus has driven over with a voice like a squelchy muddy boot.

Bono

There's not enough room on the internet to explain this one!

Keith Lemon

The minute he starts talking I am overcome with an urge to go for him with a huge frying pan.

Jeremy Hunt- I may have mentioned before that I don't like the slimey twat (about 20 times)

He's annoyed so many people both in the Health Service and the general public so May though it wise to move him to another post. So when she told him he refused to move.

He's definely not a team player. Sack the Hunt

(09-01-2018 18:11 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Jeremy Hunt- I may have mentioned before that I don't like the slimey twat (about 20 times)

He's annoyed so many people both in the Health Service and the general public so May though it wise to move him to another post. So when she told him he refused to move.

He's definely not a team player. Sack the Hunt

But the prime minister is so weak she can't move him.

Toby Young

Ugly,bald,smug,self satisfied little cunt.

(09-01-2018 23:20 )dundeered Wrote:  

(09-01-2018 18:11 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Jeremy Hunt- I may have mentioned before that I don't like the slimey twat (about 20 times)

He's annoyed so many people both in the Health Service and the general public so May though it wise to move him to another post. So when she told him he refused to move.

He's definely not a team player. Sack the Hunt

But the prime minister is so weak she can't move him.

If she had sacked him, her approval ratings would have improved no end, compared to how things stand now. The whole reshuffle has been yet another protracted bungle.

Alan Davies (not funny comedian, actor and writer)

Has a smarmy punchable face and is an absolute twat of the highest order.

James Corden

I go from utterly placid to the verge of rage fuelled violence in seconds just seeing his smug face on the TV, or hearing his cunt voice. I don't know what drives it and no one else has quite as much of an effect on me...even the ex-wife.

Held it in long enough. For years actually.

Film critics.
Pretty much all of them.
Pompous, overbearing, irritating, self righteous, self satisfied, unqualified, flowery language talking buffoons. These people get paid just for expressing opinion about something that lets face it is utterly unimportant i.e movies .
Most of these people have never starred in a film, never directed one or played any meaningful part in one and yet they talk absolutely endless twaddle about the film succeeding or failing on several different levels.

And don't even get me started on food critics.
They take pompous, pathetic, purile drivel to a whole new level and get paid for it .

Bottom line. If food tastes nice to me then fine. Might taste like old socks to someone else. I might think a movie is utter shite but someone else might think it's bloody brilliant . I don't need these egotistical twats telling me what to think about stuff. Just sod off you cretins .