Robot Devil
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RE: Darts
A few observations.
This ongoing Williams vs. Nilsson match is a truly dreadful advertisement for the BDO. Pair of glorified pub players.
The caller of this match is the absolute pits. It's bad enough that he has a Jonathon Ross-style lisp so that he says "One Hundwed", but his calling is so monotonous and drawn out.
Rob Walker on Channel 4 is destroying the coverage with his usual insincere 'I-Know-Nothing-About-The Sport' style. I know the host need to promote the events and point out when there's been something impressive, or praise an individual for a performance, but every single match - according to this lanky cunt - is a dramatic classic. He really isn't doing the BDO any favours with his nonsensical hyperbole.
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Robot Devil
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RE: Darts
(09-01-2018 13:58 )Doddle Wrote: (09-01-2018 13:41 )Robot Devil Wrote: Rob Walker on Channel 4 is destroying the coverage with his usual insincere 'I-Know-Nothing-About-The Sport' style. I know the host need to promote the events and point out when there's been something impressive, or praise an individual for a performance, but every single match - according to this lanky cunt - is a dramatic classic. He really isn't doing the BDO any favours with his nonsensical hyperbole.
Still better than Colin Murray. Or Ray Stubbs, for that matter. BDO darts really doesn't seem to get blessed with good presenters (they've got some bloke doing analysis and interviews who's a washout too). Vassos aka Chris Evans' mate is at least in the ballpark of a 3-digit IQ.
Oh fuck, I'd almost forgotten about that Kenny cunt that does all the interviews. Who is he? All I can tell about him - other than the fact he only has one arm - is that he CLEARLY knows fuck all about darts! And Vassos.......every bit as irritating as Wayne Mardle on Sky.
EDIT: The idiot interviewer is actually called Danny, not Kenny. Gormless twat.
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(This post was last modified: 09-01-2018 15:46 by Robot Devil.)
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Robot Devil
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RE: Darts
Conan Whitehead looks a decent player. Definitely see him jumping ship to the PDC in the foreseeable future.
After (disappointingly) losing yesterday Danny Noppert has quit the BDO and is heading to PDC's Q-School.
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK... THEN SHE SAW ME NAKED AND NOW SHE'S AFRAID OF THE LIGHT
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