Things I Hate About Being Single...

The question that nobody has dared ask yet...


WTF are you doing with a duvet in Summer?

I live in Scotland. What is this 'Summer' you speak of

^ It's the couple of days between Winter and, eh, Winter - remember them, now?

Big shock that you are single lol

(07-08-2017 21:49 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  I live in Scotland. What is this 'Summer' you speak of

It's that bit where everything is covered in midges

(07-08-2017 19:16 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  

(07-08-2017 10:36 )Censorship :-( Wrote:  ^ Plenty of practice?

Or perhaps it was your 'supervision'? *

( * translation - looking on, while she did all the work)

I only saw it done once. I was still in bed one morning when she came in like the Tasmanian Devil, shoved me out, and had it done before I even had my trousers on

And what about the duvet..?

I'm not sure I can consider myself superior because I can change a duvet cover (although I stopped bothering with such covers years ago). I mean, it's only like a big pillow case, innit?

although I'm single I don't hate it too much but the only thing I hate about it is not having anyone here to talk to or sharing my double bed lol

here Wish had Holly to do our beds though and then get in it to warm it up

Not being able to 'borrow' her razor when yours packs in.

Having to go out half shaved this morning Not a good look

Never could get to grips with electric razors... probably just as well, really