Things a Babeshow Girl Will Never Say...

Just for fun (let's keep it light hearted), list some things you'll never hear a babeshow girl say to a caller. I'll start it off with a few of my own:


Wishlist? No hun, I don't have an Amazon wishlist. I earn really good money from this job, plus I avoid paying taxes on my Adultwork cam income, so I can afford to buy everything myself rather than begging strangers. That's better isn't it, I mean from a self respect perspective, yea?

Oh you work in IT? Cool. Tell me, is cloud computing REALLY taking over everything or is there still plenty of in-house, one server per system stuff going on?

Sorry I haven't been on telly for weeks, I don't get given many shifts cos I won't give the producer bj's like the other girls do.

Sorry you had to wait in the queue so long to get through to me love, this phone number's a bit expensive isn't it? I hope the queuing didn't cost you too much.

Nah, I'm not going clubbing this weekend babe. What with the beast from the east forecast for tomorrow, my local church is opening it's doors to homeless people to stop them freezing to death in their sleep, so I'm going to spend a few hours there serving food. It's good to do something selfless, ain't it?

The thing with this job yea, is that it's a bit of a slippery slope, you know? I started off doing bikini modelling, then gojng topless on the night shows, then showing my pussy on perv cam, then doing hardcore b/g stuff on the net, next I'll probably end up doing escorting lol. Keep an eye out for my hourly rates on Adultwork haha.

God yea, those Kardashians are such freaks aren't they?!? There's the one with two footballs implanted in her ass, you know - the one who sold dvd copies of her sex tape and then pretended someone else had leaked it without her permission; and then there's that bloke who now thinks he's a woman. The whole family are just attention whores.

Yea, I've got a long term boyfriend hun, been with him for years and love him go bits. The producers here tell me to pretend I'm single though, to get callers to think they've got a chance of dating me, but personally I prefer to be honest with you guys.

Glamorous?! Me? Ha, no chance babe, there's not a lot of genuine glamour in modelling, let me tell you. It's all pretend. Take last weekend, I was sat in a dive of an Essex nightclub at 1am, just to get some snaps for my Insta account, when really I was hating it and thinking what a bunch of vacuous, drugged up morons I'm surrounded with. As soon as I had a few pix on my fone, I was outta there.

Yea, I was gunna buy that Land Rover Evoque thingy, you know, to show off about on twitter, but then I though who needs a car when I can take the tube to the studio everyday, you know do my bit to keep co2 emissions down, yea?

Yea my family hated it when I started flashing my bits for my job. I haven't spoken to them since my Dad called me a prossie.

God who would have thought I'd end up working nightshifts! I might as well be working in a sorting office, what with the unsociable hours I end up doing.

What's a selfie? You take it with your phone camera you say?

No. I can't stand dogs. Especially those little ones that women carry around in their handbags. And if I did have one I certainly wouldn't call it 'my baby' or pretend its life is more valuable than that of a fellow human being.

Freeloaders? What are they?

I deeply value all my viewers and callers very much and I know not everyone can afford to call. Love you all.

I don't believe in wishlists.

Yes of course I'm pregnant. How did you guess?

No it’s ok I can afford the new handbag, you don’t need to buy me it.

You know what I’m earning good money, I’m independent I’m not ashamed of what I do so what if pictures or videos of me finger fucking myself on cam for £5 a minute come out.

You know I don’t think I need that second holiday this month!!!

Babe 1: "No babes, you're like totally right. We definitely shouldn't start a go fund me type appeal page asking people to contribute money so we can go back to Vegas for another holiday. That would be taking the piss."

Babe 2: "You're right hun. We should work hard like normal, everyday people who aren't deluded or have visions of grandeur and pay for the trip ourselves."

I'm drowning

I think my ass and lips don't need any enhancing

Lori Buckby: "Think I'll keep my clothes on tonight"

Yeah my low call stats were all my fault.

Everyone says I move around too much on TV.

Things on the shows were better before Ofcom.

I'll get you a refund on that tip - I didn't deserve it.

Too much of social media is a vaccous place isn't it? Full of shallow people, driven by materialism and the quest for empty fame; chasing numbers that mean nothing and looking at themselves like being young and beautiful is an achievement.*

Yeah I'll admit it, being on a babeshow is getting a little closer to doing porn every day.

I pay too little tax on my earnings.

When I wasn't at the shot the other day - it was because I couldn't be bothered getting out of bed for that much money.

I look at other babes around me and feel no envy at all.

Yeah I only pretend I don't do open leg for the benefit of my folks and the harm it does to me getting other work.

I credit a lot of punters with understanding the general workings of the shows and not being manipulated overmuch by the babes. They are a smart bunch in the majority.

Yeah switch me in to being with the Cougars I don't mind.

My cut of the cam money is more than enough for me.

Botox is for the vain.

Yeah babes do bluster when they're caught out on twitter don't they.

Findom is repugnant.

Using your mobile while on TV is ignorant.

I think the mic on the lappy should be on at all times for the cammers. It's in ways like this we should encourage guys in the belief that we want to offer VFM services.

I love the tubestations. [this site or phrase is filtered - please contact a moderator for further details] is the best upload site going.



* I have to credit that last bit: It's a paraphrase of something the late actress Carrie Fisher said in 2017.

How I wish that they had never introduced pervcam ; I'm a total slave to it, completely stifling my creativity. The extra income it generates for me in no way makes up for the resultant lack of sexy, 'movement and posing' rich performances that my regular viewers so deserve, and that I sooooo want to do for them.


The Babe Shows Forum? Wonderful place, full of absolute darlings ; They do so much, with their caps, videos and praise, and nary a bad word spoken, I really don't know what we'd do without them.