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Night of the Lepus[aka The Rabbits](1972)

A silly film directed by William F.Clacton based on the 1964 novel by Russell Braddon.A small town in the Arizona desert is besieged by giant rabbits that have been exposed to a hornome experiment in order to control their prolific breeding.Yes its just as stupid as it sounds and the effects are truly terrible,as is the acting.

2/10

Black Panther - 9/10.

I don't really need to say much as it's all been covered. I really enjoyed it. I suppose the only thing that surprised me was Martin Freeman was in it more than I thought he'd be. I loved the tech, and Wakanda was a cool mix of traditional and futuristic buildings, outfits etc.

The Greatest Showman - 9/10.

I've not watched a musical in a while, but this was on a whole different level, excellent and like Black Panther exceeded expectations.
That Wolverine is a very talented dude, just a shame he didn't gut his father in law, that guy was a prick. lol.

McCabe & Mrs.Miller(1971)

A Robert Altmann anit-western starring Warren Beatty as a brothel owner and Julie Christie as its madam,set in Vancouver the visual mood is all smoke and sepia with the director using his trademark atmosphere over action technique to great effect.The soundtrack from Leonard Cohen is a perfect fit also making this one well worth the effort.

7/10

Alias Nick Beal(1949)

Another retelling of the Faust story this time directed by John Farrow,set in the world of politics in a film noir/mystery style and starring Ray Milland.Who put in a superb turn as Nick Beal,the suave and sinister Mephistopheles trying to tempt Thomas Mitchell to the dark side in exchange for his soul.

7.5/10

Nowhere to run (1993)

Standard Jean-Claude Van Damme violence fest bollocks. In this one he plays an escaped convict who helps a young widowed mother of two who is being forced out of her home by developers. Fortunately the young widow is played by the very pretty, mega knockered, Rosanna Arquette.

He stumbles across her home about ten minutes into the film, just as she's about to have a shower of course. This gives him the chance to watch her undress and get in the shower and we get nice through the window shots of her big tits, perfect arse and even a hint of Jack and Danny.

Roughly an hour later he's been beaten up and Rosanna is tending to him. One thing leads to another and before you know it he's got her blouse off, her bra off and he's sucking on those titties like there's no tomorrow, never mind nowhere to run.

The rest of the film is pretty rank but I commend these scenes, and Rosanna Arquette's bum and jugs, to the house.

The Virgin Witch (1970)

Vicki Michelle (her off of Allo Allo when she was only 20) and her real life older sister Ann play sisters on screen.

The plot is some old bollocks about witches but is basically just an excuse to get them both with their kit off as much as possible.

Ann is actually the better looking of the two with the better body which is great because we see her naked the most. Right at the start she poses for a lesbian witch posing as a model agency boss, then she strips in her room before doing a photo shoot, strips for the photo shoot, strips again with her half naked sister in the room to have a bath then is stripped and covered in oil during a black magic ceremony.

Vicki doesn't get naked quite as much but does strip for a bath on the advice of a doctor who's not a real doctor so he can watch her in the bath and like her sister she also gets stripped and covered in oil later in the film.

I've probably forgotten some of their nudity and other sorts in the film get their norks out as well. If you like fit birds with great arses, knockers and Jack and Danny then you could do worse than watch this soft porn pony.

Viva Zapata(1952)

Directed by Elia Kazan,this strong effort tells the fictionalised story of the Mexican rebel Emiliano Zapata who led an uprising against the cruel dictator Porfirio Diaz.Lavishly filmed with good performances from Marlon Brando and Anthony Quinn.

7/10

The Great Houdini(1976)

A decent TV movie that quickly went through the legendary escape artists' glory years before focusing on his obsession with the occult following the death of his mother.A bit cheap looking but Paul Michael Glaser was very good as the man himself alongside Sally Struthers as his wife Bess.

6.5/10

Deadpool 2

A fantastic sequel to Deadpool which for me is better than Deadpool

Just like Deadpool, Deadpool 2 is very gory, very violent, ridiculously funny, doesn't take itself seriously & isn't afraid to poke fun at comicbook films, other films, Hollywood and itself.

Don't go when the credits start as there are several scenes in the credits, two in particular will have you laughing out very loudly (I did)

9/10

Dunkirk 2/10 - so glad i did not waste good money watching this at the cinema , the film is a complete waste of time and effort.

Utter garbage.