People that Perturb me.

That so called 'poet' who speaks the most useless lines that don't make sense or even rhyme for those Nationwide adverts..! She gets right on my tits!!

It's sometimes funny how we ignore adverts until it's pointed out.
Totally agree with Kels... They seriously need to be shot with a rocket launcher full of shit.!!!!!

Don't even get me started on those brain killing Gladstone Brookes PPI ads though..... "Haven't you heard?" in the most condescending manner he can muster...!!

Yes, every fecker who can understand English & haven't been living under a rock for past five years now know all about it, and have applied by now; so feck right off & get a proper job, you tw*t faced tw*tty man!!!

AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

Adverts are a time to take a piss or make a brew.
Time better spent I think...

That smarmy old cunt in the funeral insurance ad, gets right up my nose

that arsehole of a brides father in the purple bricks advert really gets on my tits

Check a trade dot.com - every time I hear that whistling followed by that oh so jaunty "check a trayyyyde...check a trade dot com"

Fuck right off with that shite...especially early in the morning not long after I have arisen from my pit...I am not in the mood for that faux cheery shit.

My list in no particular order ( except for IDS, that cunt must be number 1)

1. Theresa May (PM)
2. Care Balding
3.David Cameron
4.Michael Gove
5. Chris Evans
6.Piers Morgan
7. Seb Vettel
8.Jason Mohammad (BBC)
9.Jeremy Clarkson (smug Git)
10.David Beckham
11.Noel Edmonds
12. Robbie Savage
13.All the cunts who operate the camera on the babe shows!
14.Ken Livingstone
15.Saddiq Khan (London Mayor)
16.The Gladstone Brookes ad cunt
17.Weathermen/women who get the weather totaly wrong!!
18.Huw Edwards
19.Steve McClaren (just for being the brolly Wally)
20.All the referees when they get decisions wrong!!

Lottery winners that get a tonne of cash and say "it won't change us, we'll continue to work our every day jobs"
You know what..? Sort out your friends and relatives... I'll happily look after the rest of your money while you pop off to work.. You soft cunts!!!...

(22-05-2018 19:32 )babelover48 Wrote:  My list in no particular order ( except for IDS, that cunt must be number 1)

1. Theresa May (PM)
2. Care Balding
3.David Cameron
4.Michael Gove
5. Chris Evans
6.Piers Morgan
7. Seb Vettel
8.Jason Mohammad (BBC)
9.Jeremy Clarkson (smug Git)
10.David Beckham
11.Noel Edmonds
12. Robbie Savage
13.All the cunts who operate the camera on the babe shows!
14.Ken Livingstone
15.Saddiq Khan (London Mayor)
16.The Gladstone Brookes ad cunt
17.Weathermen/women who get the weather totaly wrong!!
18.Huw Edwards
19.Steve McClaren (just for being the brolly Wally)
20.All the referees when they get decisions wrong!!

Add Victoria Beckham to the list. Has untold wealth and a lifestyle most could only dream of, and she walks around with a permanent sour arse expression on her face. Total negative vibe merchant bitch.

Does my fucking head in.