The "Pissed Off " Thread

(12-09-2018 21:03 )Foggy Mainwaring Wrote:  Yes, I see what you mean Kelly1066.
Not even Pte Walker's lewdness is as bad as that.
Must be one of Captain Square's bunch, you know the Eastgate platoon.
Well must go, got the Area Commander coming in 5 mins.

Just be careful; cause I understand it "they don't like it up 'em; mr mainwaring!"

Just a small point of military etiquette kelly;
It's Mr Mainwaring when I'm at the bank and Captain Mainwaring when I am in uniform.
Some people are using this war as an excuse for the lowering of standards, well it's not happening in Walmington - On - Sea; in fact nothing is happening in W-on-S.

In fact I had two rum chaps here who did like it up 'em, but I soon got rid of them, over to Eastgate.

Apple being accused of Sexism because of the size of there screens

(14-09-2018 15:27 )HannahsPet Wrote:  Apple being accused of Sexism because of the size of there screens

Apparently us ladies can't get our hands around the current models....

Well, I can assure you I've had my hands around much larger things than an iPhone!!

I heard they are going to be selling a "large hand adaptor" to put over your tiny lady hands

(14-09-2018 18:46 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(14-09-2018 15:27 )HannahsPet Wrote:  Apple being accused of Sexism because of the size of there screens

Apparently us ladies can't get our hands around the current models....

Well, I can assure you I've had my hands around much larger things than an iPhone!!

I didn't know Godfrey still had it in him,

Well I was thinking Kelly maybe you should advise/suggest/tell Apple they should be offering a new design specifically for ladies...

(14-09-2018 18:46 )kelly1066 Wrote:  Apparently us ladies can't get our hands around the current models....

Well, I can assure you I've had my hands around much larger things than an iPhone!!

Ooh er missus

(14-09-2018 20:00 )babelover48 Wrote:  Well I was thinking Kelly maybe you should advise/suggest/tell Apple they should be offering a new design specifically for ladies...

Trust me, BL.... Apple really don't need to see the designs I'd have them make me!!??

All pink and stiff, long and thin, maybe a little girth on them....

.............. I'd love my Apple styling I-Tongs!

When you go to get a beer and you realise you haven't put your glass in the fridge to cool beforehand.
I likes both me beer and me glass cool, especially after a long day gardening.
I must be slipping, not getting me prorities right.