Biggest turn-offs in pornos

Surely no one actually likes watching all that fake taxi fake learner shite? All the frigging yapping winds me up, infact blokes yapping in porn should be banned all together.

Worst I've ever seen is czech dungeons. Real prostitutes in an underground brothel. One girl was unconscious while men came in to fuck her.

My biggest turn off is over sized cocks i dont get the appeal ? If a girl can hardly get it in her mouth whats the point ? When watching porn you are meant to put yourself in the guys shoes and imagine you are fucking the girl but i cant when the guy has a foot long cock
Porn should be a little bit more realistic in my opinion

Two things that bother me about porn at the moment:
1) The absolutely shite, vanilla pornstars coming out of Britain these days. We used to produce the dirtiest girls who were subsequently in great demand overseas. Now they're so tame and have SOOOOO many no-no's. Pathetic.

2) That most of the American girls these days seem to do porn simply to fuel their weed habits. The amount that look as stoned as drugged up test bunnies in their scenes is ridiculous. Congratulations - you smoke weed.

nudity

Two toned dicks and spitting

Gotta be male ass eating and daddy shit. Who started these trends?

Ideally I want to notice the guy as little as possible. Hard to do when he's moaning, whispering weird nonsense, and then they zoom in on the girl going Kobayashi-mode on some hairy man-butt.

And enough with the father-daughter and mother-son incest stuff these days. Goddammit spankbank, you're never gonna get me to want to fuck my mom.

I like some of the girl-girl stuff. I'd like to see a video featuring a more full-figured gal (let's say Paige Turnah) having her way with a younger more petite girl (how about Chloe Toy). In this scene, Paige would be a genius scientist tasked with training her naive and inexperienced new lab tech Chloe. Frustrated by Chloe's glacial learning pace and millennial work ethic, Paige must find some way to make use of her. What to do, what to do... So when Paige isn't busy finding new cures for polio, she's spending her time performing outrageous sexual experiments on Chloe's supple young body, with the help of her servile male assistant (I like Ryan Reynolds for this role).

Also, Fake Taxi sucks.