Titanic 2

I see that some Australian mining billionaire and owner of the Blue Star line wants to build a new ocean liner, and wants to name it Titanic 2.

He wants it in operation by 2022

What could possibly go wrong?

Global warming : there'll be no icebergs left by then, so should be safe as houses

If they use the name Titanic they better build the liner at Harland & Wolff.

^^^ Yeah because what better metaphor for post brexit britain if it sinks like the first one

They say they want to retrace the exact route taken by the original Titanic.

I'm guessing passengers will be issued with Diving Gear for Dinner with the Captain.