Annoying Adverts

The Russell Howard Hour - This unfunny fucker couldn't make me laugh if there was a promise of a Babestation babe orgy at the end of it.I could watch old Russ 24 hours straight (counting raindrops in the middle of a tropical storm would be more entertaining) with more chance of me breaking wind than breaking into a smile.I always remember Russell being the weakest link on his regular stint on Mock the Week with Frankie Boyle,Hugh Dennis & Dara O'Briain.Every time I see his shit advert convinces me more on making a voodoo doll of him & sticking it in a food blender.

LG OLED TV ad - Beardy Weirdy guy.... This one winds me up no end at the moment. Ignoring the idiot earlier questions relating to 'moonwalk' & dimming the lights; what kind of a dad orders Greek Restaurant food for his little girl when she's hungry? He needs to get up off his stupid ass, find the kitchen, and cook something for her instead!!?? (what kind of mom leaves her with this imbecile too?)

NB - What did idiots like this do before they invented things like Alexa? Starve, or have to ring less stupid people they knew for even the simplest of tasks?

Argos. Your good to go, says the advert.
Everything you want is already gone would be more accurate.

Elton John lookalikes in the shite John Lewis xmas ad....and the silly fuckers gave him £5m as well!!

Jenny Eclair and that fucking Vagisan ad.

Her screaming VAGINA at the camera creates a bit of an awkward moment when you've popped in to see your 80 year old Mum in between jobs for a quick cuppa.

Plum furniture covers Guy's fell asleep on the couch with a brew in his hand and two little kids shit him up by blowing party blowers. Tea, cup, saucer all over the NEW furniture covers guy just wakes up a bit startled and bursts out laughing with the kids. Now I know there only kids but I'm not sure I'd be finding that funny especially as he nearly had an heart attack with the kids shitting him up.

All those over 50 funeral ads, fucking hell. The acting in them is dogshit.

“It was a real shock when mum died”

“Mary is thinking about making parsnip jam”

Glad I’ve had life insurance for years, shove your pen and your M&S vouchers up your arse.

The bloody Tui holiday ads really piss me off . Especially the mardy teenage girl, I'd have left the miserable little fucker home alone.

The Maltesers ad where the girl uses sign language to show her boyfriends dog had swallowed a piece of her jewellery and she was waiting to take its course.

Nothing like dogshit to whet one's appetite for a chocolate.

The Postcode Lottery Advert

"Someone's knocking at the door"..........

Please in the name of God somebody stop this advert..

My teeth clench from just thinking about it