People that Perturb me.

Jonathan Cecil was an excellent and under-rated actor. Two adjectives you won't find applying to young Master Gove any time soon.

Oh yes I thought he was very good but he always used to play the posh silly-arse types until Hastings came along for Agatha Christie's Poirot. Mr Gove no, I doubt they would apply to him.

If anyone remembers Pob's Programme on Channel 4 many moons ago, that's Michael Gove that is.

Fucking amazon driver - couldn't speak fucking english left me parcel for next door - fuck off you fat slob!!

Noel Edmonds.

Don’t know what it is about him specifically but the mere sight of him and the sound of his voice just grinds my gears. He needs Mr Blobby to knock him down so I can punt him back to crinkly bottom with my size 11s.

Cunt.

^Him AND Mr Blobby I haste to add need to kicked back to Crinkly Bottom

Noel Tidybeard has gone a bit funny over the years, he had that strange thing where he drew symbols on his wrist and believed that he would be incredibly lucky-mind you he does have a rather tasty wife. I think he was mentally affected by the bank collapse and that he lost a lot of money but he hasn't quite reached the status of looney that David Icke did in the 80's - decent BBC sports presenter that went a bit mental and started dressing in the most god-awful shellsuits and was convinced the Royal Family were alien lizards!! Barking!!

^is he still with us or no longer with us? yes he was a total nutcase!!

If he wins, and is crowned king of the jungle, Edmonds says he will emigrate to New Zealand. The hypocrisy of the beardy little wanker, he moans about immigration to this country yet expects another country to welcome an arsehole like him with open arms.

^ Give him the prize now and tell him to fuck off.