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Sad git snookered - 40,000 times

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Sad git snookered - 40,000 times
Well here it is.
The 40,000th opportunity for me to send everyone to sleep with another overly long post of waffletastic piffle laughRolleyes. Honestly some people never learn RolleyesWink.
June 4th 2010 seems an inordinately long time ago now.
From that date forward there have been so many rants, so many loony bin posts, so many laughs, a few retirements and resumptions RolleyesWink.
Babeshows - the addictive drug that keeps on giving although too often they been responsible for giving me grief, frustration and stupidly ridiculous phone bills RolleyesTongue. I recall some of my lines from rants of the past.
From 'Last orders at the nightshow bar' (ah yes that old favourite) to the somewhat more blunt 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'.
Amongst many many others Rolleyes.
Characters have come and gone while I threatened to bugger off thereby luring everyone into a false sense of security and joy only to return and leave everyone with mass temptation to think 'Oh no not that miserable old c#nt again' laugh.

Oh well. Sorry about that Wink.
How you have all put up with me for this long is a mystery but I am happy to accept it as a sympathy vote RolleyesWink.
Anyway here is to the next 40,000 posts or then again perhaps not.
Who on earth would want to be subjected to that?
Only another 100 trillion words to go when far less will do.
Doh Rolleyes.

If I were a mod I might have considered banning myself by now in the interests of my own sanity Big Laugh.
However that is not a cue for a mod response of either
"Done" or "Well it can be arranged" Wink Wink.
All that would do is put the cat amongst the pigeons and the Black Cat in the Phonebook WinkTongue. One for the mods there laugh.

Anyway that's enough of my twatmongous twaddle.
I'm off to get lessons in how to say things in 10 words as opposed to a thousand.
Wish me luck or not if you are as bonkers as I am Rolleyeslaugh.

23-06-2019 15:06
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RE: Sad git snookered - 40,000 times
And that's 1 year, 1 month and 1 day that you spent making them.Surprised

Well done Snookered




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23-06-2019 15:21
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Congrats on 40k ya sad git Heart

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Tha thu 'nad fhaighean.
23-06-2019 15:41
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you should go out more and play snooker.
23-06-2019 15:58
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Here’s to another 40,000!!! Yet to make me drop off!!Big Grin

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23-06-2019 17:27
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Well done my friend,always a pleasure reading your posts.Smile
23-06-2019 18:00
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Well done mate.

A top, top, top poster on here with a Pied Piper like ability to separate the babes from all of their clothes. More power to you.
23-06-2019 18:07
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Well done snookered! You are a forum legend

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23-06-2019 18:15
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Cracking effort Snookered, well played sir!
23-06-2019 19:18
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RE: Sad git snookered - 40,000 times
(23-06-2019 15:06 )snookered Wrote:  June 4th 2010 seems an inordinately long time ago now.
Crikey, just 6 days before me. Happy anniversary/gratuitous excuse for a celebration all the same shocked May Ashley Emma give you some kind of relevant appreciation at the next opportunity eekImportant

Clive James Wrote:Reality is a useful brake on megalomania.
23-06-2019 20:34
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