Next PM

Boris is under pressure. He's getting himself a PR

If Boris hadn't been born into a well off family he would have been a Trigger clone. The thought of him ensconced in 10 Downing Street with his latest squeeze does not bear thinking about. Police rushing to number 10 domestic incident as Boris tries to get his leg over and squeeze not in the mood, gripping stuff.

Note to boris

Dont stand with hands behind back when being photographed next to coppers and harold shipman

The CUNT, SORRY Hunt says he would DELIVER Brexit.

WTF Was he doing the when May was delivering Brexit? he was opposing her

I see Boris has added hypocrite to his list of attributes. He's saying he wants to review the use of the health tax designed to disincentivise consumption of high sugar drinks. This from a man who when Mayor of London was one of the first politicians to introduce a tax on high sugar drinks. It puts the Health Secretary in a difficult position as he favours the tax yet backs Boris.

As London Mayor he was playing to a more liberal cosmopolitan electorate, that is definitely not the case when vying to be Tory leader. He's not just Britain's Trump, he's also the Tories Mitt Romney

I just don't understand why the Conservative members love him so much. Ok he has charisma but so did Hitler! Boris claims he will unite the Conservative Party and the country but all I can see is that he will be more divisive. Added to that as I have said before he's a proven liar and also a lazy twat.

If you want an insight into the mind of Tory members here are the results of YouGov's latest survey

I am shortly going to be choosing your next Prime Minister for you. #smug