What have you noticed lately?

It is hellishly hot these past three days, hottest Bank Holiday weekend and Monday AND Tuesday I can ever remember (usually it is warm or pouring with rain) but you can certainly feel it in the house and the last two nights have been very warm to sleep in, although it is a little cooler even I go to bed at 3am or so. Time I think to put Summer back in its jar and get Autumnal now.

The first real sign of Easter.

The local chippie is selling battered creme eggs

Not mars Bars????

What posh people say.
Now I must stress that I'm not having a go at anyone here, it's just an observation.

The Admiral who captains the QE2 says TERBINS not TURBINES. As in ''Terbins to 26 thousand revolutions, full speed ahead''.
The Air Commodore who pilots Concorde talks about the FUSE-E-LIDGE, not a FUSE-A-LARGE
The little man who comes to service the swimming pool arrives in a TRARNSIT VARN as opposed to a Movano.
And it's PLARSTIK not PLASTIC.
And STEER-RIO not STAIR-RIO...The STEER-RIOPHONICS

And driving
Why is it that the drivers of fast expensive cars are so often the slowest drivers. The number of times I see a queue of cars following a Mercedes under 40 on a de-restricted road or a BMW X5 doing 50 in lane 3 on the motorway. If I had a car like those I'd have so many points

This bloody wind, every weekend.

( not flatulence, the wind outside )

Wanking is trending in the UK

Now, it might be that some of you have already seen this because it seems that the algorithm has sent it to everybody in the youtube universe.
Watch it at your peril because you'll likely want to watch it again and again.
Tego is very cute and appears in a few other videos. I'd be pleased to hear of anything involving Jenny or Lucy.
It was filmed two and a half years ago but has gone mental this weekend. Let's hope they'll be happy to hear about it

^^^I like this one with French people

My nipples are getting really hairy

Amanda Rendell's wallpaper! I bet that's a bugger to hang.