Forum members fantasy football teams

I know there is a thread for teams made of the babes but here is a thread for you to create teams with fellow forum members.

I will start with
Team name - Jizzing Gents FC - we are cumming for the league title
Formation - 4,3,2,1
Manager - skully, he manages the forum and he will manage this team to victory
GK - skully, that’s right a player / manager, who else to guard the net but a forum guardian.
CB - Cheesy Grin, someone attacking the goal? No worries one of Mr Grins Cheesy jokes will stop them
CB - goatman, he loves Evelyn so much he has been training and getting an equally big bum just try and take a free kick with that in the wall - no chance of finding the net
LB - darren73, a picture posting god he will get that ball off an attacking player as quickly as he finds new pics
RB - Sm©, you know how good he is at caps and vids yeah well he is even better at stopping the opposition
CM - Regenerated, hosts premier league prediction competition and will get a whole host of goals
LW - Danzig, quality caps and vids but his football quality is even better
RW- Kingsmind, loves talking about balls now has the chance to play on the pitch with one
ST - Me, well I wasn’t going to sit back and watch was I
ST - HLO, can shoot more than just a load and has some SAUCEy celebrations
CF - Snookered, forget Messi or Ronaldo the man the myth the legend Snooks with many skills, better hope that the goalkeeper doesn’t get drawn into his nakedness charm that he has displayed on the channels one ball on the pitch is enough
Subs - now don’t despair you may think being a sub is rubbish but some key players here
830ResAtDorsia - scoring goals or scoring babes it don’t matter 830Res does it all
Skyline - great sense of humour but his football sense is even better
GMach1 - appears to have disappeared to train somewhere on his own, GMach you are supposed to train with the whole squad
Don Tingley - think his posts are good wait until you see him on the pitch
SecretAgent - if he pays as much attention to what is happening on the pitch as he does to Danni Levy he will be unstoppable
Winsaw - knows a good show when he sees one but now he will put on a show of skill on the pitch

I’ll ask Danni to keep me company on the bench. She’s got 2 new footballs I need to practice with

I like the idea behind this thread very much.
Will have to give it some major thought

Team Name: Spankwanglers Anonymous

Chairman: winsaw. Sound business acumen. Nuff said.

Manager: Regenerated.
The ideal candidate for the job. Controller of the Predictions thread to an impeccable level. Player management skills of the highest order.
The forum equivalent of Nuno Espirito Santo. And he is a Wolves fan as well which actually means he is grossly over qualified . But hey it's better to have that than some rubbish manager who will fail hopelessly .

Physio: Atlanta Moreno. I'm sure her healing hands amongst other things will help the players recover quickly from various ailments .

Formation: 4-3-1-2

Goalkeeper: Sm©. A no nonsense protector of all things worthy and good. No nonsense communicator. A forumite of experience and gravitas. Ideal for the position.

Left Back: terence. The defence will be partly mods to provide a solid defensive shield of all things forum. On the left side of the four is terence. Tenacious, courageous, an ability to make life difficult for those who try to wreak havoc as is his right as a mod.
A sound, good hearted soul who will be resolute and reliable to the last.

Centre Back and CAPTAIN: skully.
The ultimate forum legend and defender of this place. Resolver of dispute beyond compare. The voice of reason and calm where mayhem may surround. Authoritative, composed and born to lead.
There could be no finer team captain to guide his team to glory.

Centre Back: Don Tingley.
Another one who has character and fortitude in abundance as recent events have shown.
Proven at his best to be a highly effective communicator and distributor of so much top quality output to cover a tremendously wide range. A dependable defensive ally for the rest of the defence with perspective and class to match.

Right Back: 2015watcher.
Some youthful exuberance and enthusiasm on the right side of defence. The Trent Alexander Arnold of the forum. Appreciator of genuine quality with a keen eye for the worthiest and finest. Eagle eyed, constructive and unflappable. A worthy compliment to the rest of the defence.

Midfield: 830ResAtDorsia.
Creativity, ingenuity, cool temperament. A supply line to the forum of so much tremendous quality contribution. Outstanding attitude, no histrionics, just a constant source of excellence and imagination. A superb addition to the heart of the team

Midfield: darren73.
Slap bang in the middle of the field requires the one who can see the bigger picture and paint it too. Who better than the forums own picture King. The Picasso of the forum.
Artistry and class beyond compare in the engine room of midfield.

Midfield: HLO.
Another injection of creative spark and industrious wisdom.
Thoughtful contributor, nothing done without good reason. Does not waste any contribution. Makes key impact at just the right moment in just the right way.

Attacking midfielder: ShandyHand.
The Kevin de Bruyne of the forum.
Sharp, intellectualism and vision of the highest order.
Sees things most can't see with an ability to articulate the key aspects in the finest fashion. Can pick holes in the opposition like nobody else.
An essential component to unlock a match.

Striker: Michelle Moist.
Fit, athletic, consistent performer. Always hits the spot. A forumite that needs very few posts as she lets her performances do the talking.
A primed exponent of her art. Knows just how provide a clinical finish or even climax .
The perfect choice as the first striker.

Striker: To play alongside Michelle is a trusted caller to her and clueless buffoon to the forum. Some bloke called snookered whoever he is. Personally I have never heard of him but apparently his phone bills have been so exorbitant down the years he has to play up front to obtain the scoring bonuses to pay them off.
I havent the slightest clue why he is in the team.
To be honest I think it's probably a panic buy on the basis all the spaghetti and bog roll had run out . Anyway that's enough about him. Bloody glory hunter .


Substitutes:

Skyline - A brilliant player to have on the bench. Multi dimensional, articulate and a quality contributor.

Cheesy Grin - An impact player to enter the fray and bring some personality and fun to proceedings when required.

SecretAgent - Obviously has the impression Danni Levy is the assistant physio.
I didn't know winsaw had employed her. Unless she has been smuggled in somehow

Doddle - A snooker nut has to get the nod just for the love of ball games.

goatman - If he could just divert his attention from Evelyn on one side and kelly on the other he might get in the team!!

ryuken - A top quality utility player who can play in numerous roles with genuine quality.

^ many thanks Snooks I will be looking to provide some of this
And quick thinking like this
And supply you up front with long balls like this

Thanks to HLO for the link. Here is my team A unique kit for a unique team

Yes i made the team thanks Watcher and yes you are right i love my ballssssssss well Snookered's balls anyway and anyway it looks like Skully can save a few.

Using the diamond version of 4-3-1-2




THE BENCH:

Putting Michelle Moist in the team a non forum member is questionable but none the less i would love to play a round her i wish i was in the team.

Don't worry snookered I've got you covered in midfield