Two truths one lie game

Anyone else going to guess if not i will reveal it soon.

^ Prawn Cocktail.

...

Its actually your favourite Monster Munch

Wrong it was I once had a sparring session with future prospect Daniel Dubois.

The other two was true Prawn Cocktail is my favorite crisps and believe it or not i haven't seen Titanic.

So since no one got it i will let SM and Shandyhand to fight it out between themselves to see who gets the next question.

With apologies to Sm (I'm sure he'll earn his go with properly accurate guessing later ), here's my effort at being a sort of updated Frank Muir on Call My Bluff (yes I'm that fucking old! )...

A regular actor from '70s Doctor Who once told me to "Fuck Off" (he was joking).

I once played a frame of snooker with former world champion Joe Johnson.

I sold condoms before I ever used one.

But......but.......but I remember Frank Muir on Call My Bluff as well.
Thats two old gits then .

(29-03-2020 15:50 )ShandyHand Wrote:  I once played a frame of snooker with former world champion Joe Johnson.

LIAR!!!

(29-03-2020 15:50 )ShandyHand Wrote:  I sold condoms before I ever used one.

I would guess this is the lie in all honesty but its a tricky one.
I know of past snooker players who have played frames against members of the public.

(29-03-2020 16:01 )Goodfella3041 Wrote:  

(29-03-2020 15:50 )ShandyHand Wrote:  I once played a frame of snooker with former world champion Joe Johnson.

LIAR!!!

Goodfella has made me open the card and he's quite right. It was Dennis Taylor at Pontins. I hit about three shots.

(29-03-2020 16:36 )ShandyHand Wrote:  

(29-03-2020 16:01 )Goodfella3041 Wrote:  

(29-03-2020 15:50 )ShandyHand Wrote:  I once played a frame of snooker with former world champion Joe Johnson.

LIAR!!!

Goodfella has made me open the card and he's quite right. It was Dennis Taylor at Pontins. I hit about three shots.

Didn't Rammy say that he once met Denni Tayla? On second thoughts it might have been Dou Mountjoi.

I guess it's my turn then...


1. I finished third (for my age group) in a half-marathon

2. I sat next to Boris Johnson on an international flight

3. On a bet, at the age of 15, I skipped at least one day of school per week for the whole school year