Coronavirus - is enough being done to contain it?

Now which girl should I get to come in my bubble.

Just need to find a household of Sex Starved Nymphos so i can be part of there bubble

^I'm sure someone will be organising six man gang bangs as well...

You saying i will be ???

^Are you??????

nope thought you were insinuating with the ^

I heard something about a bubble and thought of the big brother contestant from years ago who called himself 'bubble'.
Couldn't figure out why we'd all be inviting him round for tea ... I was very confused


Still can't get a haircut, but we can go to the zoo, strange times.

When you look at what Neil Ferguson has said over the Govt's handling of the pandemic, yet he was the one who broke lockdown rules just to get hi leg over with his mistress and duly resigned and Dominic Cummings who won't resign you wonder just who was the bigger cunt (or still is) out of the two of them.

Yet Ferguson's information which was tweeted by Piers Morgan make it look like one bitter man tweeting the information of another bitter msn And I would say Morgan has been the biggest cunt in all of this

So the New York Health authority are advocating creative sex (woof woof), use physical barriers and to use a mask.

Get the large drill and where did I put that spiderman costume

Great, now I'm picturing the full body condoms from The Naked Gun