Don't Quote me on that... Things they never really said thread

Couldn't be bothered to attack Castle Grayskull today so I just summoned some magic to call He-Man a massive fanny instead.

"OUR DEEPEST FEAR IS NOT THAT WE ARE INADEQUATE. OUR DEEPEST FEAR IS THAT WE ARE POWERFUL BEYOND MEASURE." —NELSON MANDELA

Many people believe this comes from the address Mandela delivered when he became the first black president of South Africa in 1994. However, Mandela did not speak these words during that speech or any other that we know of.

“IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, YOU CAN DO IT.” —WALT DISNEY

Walt never said it: It was written by a Disney Imagineer named Tom Fitzgerald to be part of the Horizons ride at Epcot Center in 1983.

As it's a nice day Prince Adam has decided to flout the rule of social distancing and gone down to the beach with Sharon from Eastenders.

He-Man has just posted a photo of his salad on Instagram with the word "nom" just in case you were wondering how much of a fucking wanker he really is.

Teela and Man-At-Arms are having to explain to Orko why his Jim'll Fix It badge isn't going to fetch quite as much on eBay as he'd hoped.

When he's not busy defending the secrets of Castle Grayskull, you can often find He-Man at the local public toilets, jamming his knob into a glory hole.

Didn't lay siege to Castle Grayskull today because it's too fucking hot so I've just been sitting in my underpants and sticking Mini Milks in my eye sockets to cool down.