Texts you'd love to send but can't be arsed

"Yvette,i read somewhere that your training to be a forensic scientist,if you had to do an autopsy on the corpse of Babestation,what do you think the cause of death would be?"

"Yvette, where the fuck are you from?"

"Louise,do you know someone who can get hold of some hub-caps for a Ford Mondeo?"

"Louise, do you think zonal marking is the right thing for such a creaky and shite defence, or should Rafa just give up and go back to his orange grove?"

"Stevie-Lou,Let's play the 'Who would you Shag,Marry or Snog game'...Jack Tweed,Russell Brand or Lisa O'Conner?"

Its okay they are allready getting those weire txts in. you know the ones along the lines of what would you like to see a fight between a monkey a Lama or a pick up truck ! or some similar kak txt like that allways finds it way onto these shows.

(28-10-2009 00:22 )tsurugi Wrote:  "Paige pretend you are a Llama with a hat on" oh wait i did text that in a few months ago

And a right mess she made of it

"Paige, say this name: tsurugi.........."

(28-10-2009 01:01 )SxciiSooky Wrote:  

(28-10-2009 00:22 )tsurugi Wrote:  "Paige pretend you are a Llama with a hat on" oh wait i did text that in a few months ago

And a right mess she made of it

"Paige, say this name: tsurugi.........."

Pronounced it as "Sergio" if i remember right where as dani and yvette nailed it first time of asking

The mark of a consumate pro - know any given weird name and their pronunciations so as to not be shown up on screen

Denni



Is it true that at customs when you were asked do you have anything to declare? you said "yes I would like to declare my undying love for myself"

Is it true that when you last went on holiday you had to take 2 suitcases one for your luggage and one for your ego?