Texts you'd love to send but can't be arsed

Cleo

do you like chicken? if so you might want to try my cock.Its fowl.

How would you rectify the problem of moral hazard in financial markets?

'Lori,i need a new ring tone for my mobile could you say for me "This one time at band camp....." thanx babe."

Txt from 'The_Juan' - he could be arsed

I'd ask "Do you remember Pob? Do a Pob for me, please."

Just to see if A.) Anyone could remember him, and B.) Was actually willing to do it.

Now while I was indirectly responsible for this txt, I didn't strictly speaking send it in - even though it says 'Sooks'

I'm just an 'innocent' patsy

"Hi girls... please re-enact the Last Supper"....

"

1. All 2 legged things are human
2. My ladder has 2 legs
3. (therefore) my ladder is human
   

- discuss"

Do Step ladders have Step Children??

"Flo - you off then?"