Oldish Babeshow Vids Recorded Off The Telly Through an Indoor Aerial - Spam Thread

(30-01-2022 13:56 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Erm, has this always been a thing, or is this spin-off thread a more recent incarnation ?

It's a recent thing.

Dan sent us a box of bacon crisps and a signed picture of the late Richard Whiteley as a bribe. Countdown fans, the lot of us.
We told him he didn't have to, but you know Dan, he just gets us, heart of gold. The scratch and sniff Vorderman was a bit much though.

(30-01-2022 12:38 )Dan Volatile Wrote:  Must have gone posh since she left the shows. Used to be a cheery "yawrite ar kid"

To be honest, i never watched her because I wasn't in to her.
When I did watch, the TV was always on mute anyway.
I do have quite a few recordings of her with other girls though if you want any.

(30-01-2022 14:05 )skully Wrote:  

(30-01-2022 13:56 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Erm, has this always been a thing, or is this spin-off thread a more recent incarnation ?

It's a recent thing.

Dan sent us a box of bacon crisps and a signed picture of the late Richard Whiteley as a bribe. Countdown fans, the lot of us.
We told him he didn't have to, but you know Dan, he just gets us, heart of gold. The scratch and sniff Vorderman was a bit much though.

Not so much a spin-off thread, as more like a little fenced off area in the garden where you let the dogs shit so that they're not doing it all over the house.

(30-01-2022 14:05 )skully Wrote:  Dan sent us a box of bacon crisps...

That was meant for your agent. Still it's a real coup to poach a studs up enforcer like skully away from the "what did you last eat" thread a day before the January transfer window closes.

(30-01-2022 14:05 )skully Wrote:  

(30-01-2022 13:56 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Erm, has this always been a thing, or is this spin-off thread a more recent incarnation ?

It's a recent thing.

skully's just teasing you Boomer, this thread's always been here but only available to a select few like platform nine and a bit.
Hang on a minute though, how the hell did you blagg your way in? Never mind you're here now so we'll just have to make the best of it. The rules are that everything you say has to be either whimsical or offensive with bonus points awarded for both at the same time.
Give it your best shot mate.

(30-01-2022 14:05 )skully Wrote:  Dan sent us a box of bacon crisps and a signed picture of the late Richard Whiteley as a bribe.

He sounds like a man of wealth and taste

I think I'm ready, I mean, I did cut my teeth on the What did you last eat thread. I found it a useful tool to psychoanalyze fellow Forum members by their diet. ukdoll actually referred to them as meals, which is stretching it a bit. I'm pretty sure that some of them are stealing their kids packed lunches. In years to come I can foresee a spin-off thread where you list the medical conditions caused by the shite grub you've consumed.

(30-01-2022 22:37 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  I think I'm ready, I mean, I did cut my teeth on the What did you last eat thread. I found it a useful tool to psychoanalyze fellow Forum members by their diet. ukdoll actually referred to them as meals, which is stretching it a bit. I'm pretty sure that some of them are stealing their kids packed lunches. In years to come I can foresee a spin-off thread where you list the medical conditions caused by the shite grub you've consumed.

You said "spam" a couple of times over there, perhaps mistaking it for the "what did you last post" thread. "chopper" skully having a more refined palate once said "hawaiian spam musubi". I had to google it - looks nice.
I'm going to put my Scottishbloke bonnet on and insist that the team put "the spam thread" in brackets in that thread's title. Honestly I'm fed up of having to do their job for them.
Now you're here Boomer all we need to do is tempt snooks over to complete the decapitation. Tell him he can post his snacks in Unwinese and he'll be over like a rat up a drainpipe.

^^ Get a little nervous when your channeling Scottishbloke, now there's a bloke who didn't know the meaning of refined, what you'd call haggis en croute, would be plain old Scottish Roll.
I remember the spam posts clearly, I thought I was being cleverly ironic at the time, pretty juvenile I guess. That was then & I'd lik to think I've matured a little, & ready for the grown-up threads. But not before a couple more posts in that thread, I feel that 666 is a good number to end on.
I'm sure snooks will be along soon, he'll find it hard to resist a few cheap gags.

(31-01-2022 01:59 )Dan Volatile Wrote:  I'm going to put my Scottishbloke bonnet on and insist that the team put "the spam thread" in brackets in that thread's title. Honestly I'm fed up of having to do their job for them.

We've double the 'Dan empire' and your complaining

Isn't a Scottishbloke bonnet a type of chilli
I've amended the title and managed to get the word 'Spam thread' inserted.

But I'm sure that we could come up with a better name for the thread.