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Getting Old Is???

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RE: Getting Old Is???
When asked "Does my bum look big in this" you don't reply "No dear, you look fine". Your now expected to say "Yes dear, your bum looks very big" Rolleyes




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16-02-2022 08:29
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Watching those nostalgic what was on TV in the 70's & 80's shows on channel 5 and thinking those where the days.
21-02-2022 00:31
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RE: Getting Old Is???
When the "MILFs" are a similar age/younger than you are.

Clive James Wrote:Reality is a useful brake on megalomania.
21-02-2022 13:57
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(21-02-2022 13:57 )Doddle Wrote:  When the "MILFs" are a similar age/younger than you are.

MILFs are fine. You only need to worry when it gets to GILFs Wink
22-02-2022 08:17
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You can remember every word of a song from 1983 but you can't remember why you just walked into the kitchen.
28-02-2022 23:34
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Jona Lewie had a workaround for that.

(using Jona Lewie in a punchline probably qualifies for this thread in itself...)

Clive James Wrote:Reality is a useful brake on megalomania.
01-03-2022 14:22
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Seeing that Ferris Bueller is 60 today eek
It only seems like yesterday that he has a day off from school.
21-03-2022 14:29
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On a similar theme to my above post, I see hairy armpitted German songstress Nena is 62 today.

I wonder how many Red balloons she will have at her party.
24-03-2022 14:56
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16-04-2022 09:54
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17-04-2022 15:47
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