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The "Pissed Off " Thread

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(10-12-2022 03:38 )HLO Wrote:  Neighbours being ultra useful by playing music so loud at 3 a fricking clock in the morning, drunk as if they've ransacked every pub in the UK and on top of that their singing sounds like a cat swallowed a clowns horn. I don't get pissed off easily but they're doing a great job of achieving that. I just want to sleep lol.

Solution : go round and cut all their stereo plugs off or failing that get H & S to warn them they will cut their electric off!! They are just as bad as th fucking idiots who let off fireworks on NYE till 1 - 2am in ther bloody morning.

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A&E jammed as ever Sad.
Just gonna put my tent up in reception.

16-12-2022 18:07
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I'd get the billycan out too while you're at it lol

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16-12-2022 19:14
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(16-12-2022 18:07 )Snooks Wrote:  Just gonna put my tent up in reception.

Erm is that a euphemism

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People know where the newspapers are displayed in my shop.
I get some people coming into the shop asking where the newspapers are and majority are wearing glasses and I show them where they are and leave them to it and they buy one. You can bloody guarantee they'll come in the next day and their first question to me is :
"Where are the newspapers?" and not only that give me a twenty quid note for it! (I'm usually out of change by mid morning) even get those buying just a pack of chewing gum using a twenty quid note! I wish people would think a bit more and use smaller amounts for things like that, knowing full well we might not have enough change.
I curse quietly "WTF? I showed you yesterday!" or "Can't you see anything out of those bloody glasses?"
It also amazes me how many people pull up or take off their glasses just to read the Chip & Pin machine!!

I also probably get the odd village idiot coming in from miles around & asking: -
"Have you got any baked beans???" or "Do you sell any nails?" or "Have you got any reading glasses?" (We used to sell them not any more)
Jeez we got supermarkets within 250 yards of us and a B&Q about half mile down the road yet they think we (WH Smith) sells anything they can think off, but don't look or can't be bloody arsed to look in the right shops for it. They must think we might be easiest place to get it. I'm tempted if they ask for baked beans again to bend over and ask them to look up my arse for them.

WTF.

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Having card get nicked then days later the heating breaking and needing a total replacement.

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16-12-2022 19:59
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(16-12-2022 19:29 )lovebabes56 Wrote:  People know where the newspapers are displayed in my shop.
I get some people coming into the shop asking where the newspapers are and majority are wearing glasses and I show them where
they are and they buy one. You can bloody guarantee they'll come in the next day and their first question to me is :

"Where are the newspapers?"
I curse quietly "WTF? I showed you yesterday!"

I also probably get the odd village idiot asking: -
"Have you got any baked beans???" or "Do you sell any nails?"
Jeez we got supermarkets within 250 yards of us and a B&Q about half mile down the road yet they think we (WH Smith) sell anything they can think off but don't look in thr right shops for it.

WTF.

People asking stupid questions winds me right up too.

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(16-12-2022 18:07 )Snooks Wrote:  A&E jammed as ever Sad.
Just gonna put my tent up in reception.

Mental image of Snooks shouting "NURSES" in the style of Father Jack anyone?Bounce

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(16-12-2022 20:41 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  
(16-12-2022 19:29 )lovebabes56 Wrote:  People know where the newspapers are displayed in my shop.
I get some people coming into the shop asking where the newspapers are and majority are wearing glasses and I show them where
they are and they buy one. You can bloody guarantee they'll come in the next day and their first question to me is :

"Where are the newspapers?"
I curse quietly "WTF? I showed you yesterday!"

I also probably get the odd village idiot asking: -
"Have you got any baked beans???" or "Do you sell any nails?"
Jeez we got supermarkets within 250 yards of us and a B&Q about half mile down the road yet they think we (WH Smith) sell anything they can think off but don't look in thr right shops for it.

WTF.

People asking stupid questions winds me right up too.

The best one I can recall was an elderly gentleman asking "where yer white sand is?"

Turned out he wanted sugar.

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16-12-2022 21:25
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(16-12-2022 19:59 )*Kal-El* Wrote:  Having card get nicked then days later the heating breaking and needing a total replacement.

That's makes two of us in that heating/boiler breakdown boat mate. Plenty of room for more

I feel for you.

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