Rishi Sunak - and his miserly Government

Had turnip on toast for lunch and then went for a swim in sewage. I love what Coffey contributes to this country.

Hyacinth Bucket - Minister for Fruit & Veg. Another anti-abortion religious loony iirc.

^Marie Antoinette said something simular when she came out with her 'Let them eat cake' quote. And it didn't happen well for her.

Fact check - that quote was around BEFORE Marie Antoinette was Queen of France, so very unlikely to have been uttered by her. It would also have been out of character for her, as she was well known for her charitable works and general kindness to the poor.

(24-02-2023 15:47 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  Hyacinth Bucket - Minister for Fruit & Veg. Another anti-abortion religious loony iirc.

Yep Calamity Coffey as she's called now is an anti abortion loony. Remember her saying that she's anti abortion because of her Christian faith in the tory leadership campaign last year. Wouldn't surprise me if she's anti LGBTQ+ too

I've never liked her, especially after she sang "I'm having the time of my life" at a karaoke party at the tory conference on the same day people lost the £20 universal credit covid-19 uplift

(24-02-2023 15:21 )SecretAgent Wrote:  Had turnip on toast for lunch and then went for a swim in sewage.

You are Baldrick and I claim my £5

(24-02-2023 17:12 )tony confederate Wrote:  Fact check - that quote was around BEFORE Marie Antoinette was Queen of France, so very unlikely to have been uttered by her. It would also have been out of character for her, as she was well known for her charitable works and general kindness to the poor.

Charlemagne didn't say she said it verbatim, ''something similar'' being his words.
His point was obviously poking fun, and not historical fact, banter doesn't need fact checking. lol.

(24-02-2023 18:25 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  

(24-02-2023 15:21 )SecretAgent Wrote:  Had turnip on toast for lunch and then went for a swim in sewage.

You are Baldrick and I claim my £5

That equals 2 Turnips (would have been 3 but for some reason they’re in high demand at the moment). Yours will be imported from the EU and should be in the UK tomorrow. After clearing customs they will be with you on March 11th

According to Sunak, with access to both British and European zone markets, NI is now the most exciting trading zone in the world. Downing Street quickly disowned this after the swivel eyed members of the ERG had a fit of the vapors you couldn't make it up.