the joke thread

this thread is for people to post there jokes, so if anybody's got some funny jokes feel free to post them here.

Q: Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road?

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A: To get to the Birdseye shop!

Haha,

Two fish in a tank.

One says to the other "Any idea how you drive this thing?"

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

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A: Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers

If anyone has the new FHM with Katy Perry on it theres a BRILLIANT joke in it about a fella becoming a son in law,too long to print so i'll try and hunt it out online but its a cracker

Q: How was the tractor magic?

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A: Because it turned into a field!

I was at a Christmas dinner today, so here's my joke from my cracker.

Q. Why did the rooster call before dawn?

A. Because his cluck was too fast


It made me angry, I preferred my answer of "Cos he's a c u n t"

q. what happens when a man walks through an airport door sideways?

a. he's going to bangkok