Simpson's Funnies

"It's a boy and WHAT A BOY !"



"Uh that's the umbilical cord Mrs Simpson. It's a girl"

"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.."



"I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."



"I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he's coming back."

"Oh ! This is the worst party ever"

"I don't know, remember that New Year's Eve at Lenny's ? He didnt even have a clock !"

“Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?”

“There’s no ‘maybe’ about it, sir.”

“Excellent.”

"Oh, Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield."

"Yes, but the records only go back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away."