Fantasy Cabinet

My forum cabinet:

Prime Minister: Skully

Deputy PM and Chief Whip: Darren73

Chancellor of the Exchequer: ShandyHand

Foreign Secretary: Southsidestu

Home Secretary: SecretAgent

Justice Secretary: Regenerated

Health Secretary: Atlanta Moreno

Education Secretary: Snooks

Defence Secretary: Tumble Drier

DWP Secretary: Rammyrascal

Levelling up Secretary: Charlemagne

Environment Secretary: Crankshaft

Culture Media and Sport Secretary: Boomer

Fun and Amusement Secretary (new position:
Cheesy Grin

PM: John Major.
Chancellor: John McDonald
Foreign Secretary: Margaret Thatcher
Home Office:
Trade & Industry: Tony Benn.
Transport: Mick Lynch.
Environment: David Attenborough.
Health: Nye Bevan.
Education: Tony Crossland
Justice: Albert Pierrepoint.
Culture, Media & Sport: Fernanda Ferrari.
Holidays: Simon Calder.
Immigration: Ian Foot.

(06-09-2023 17:04 )Snooks Wrote:  My forum cabinet:

Prime Minister: Skully

Deputy PM and Chief Whip: Darren73

Chancellor of the Exchequer: ShandyHand

Foreign Secretary: Southsidestu

Home Secretary: SecretAgent

Justice Secretary: Regenerated

Health Secretary: Atlanta Moreno

Education Secretary: Snooks

Defence Secretary: Tumble Drier

DWP Secretary: Rammyrascal

Levelling up Secretary: Charlemagne

Environment Secretary: Crankshaft

Culture Media and Sport Secretary: Boomer

Fun and Amusement Secretary (new position:
Cheesy Grin

I'm willing to accept, but with a few conditions, as I'm a bit lacking, in some areas, can I propose Doddle as part of my team, who is much more of a culture vulture than myself, & maybe someone slightly more youthful to help on the media side, no names immediately spring to mind but there are many that fit the bill.

Secondly, as I view Sport & Health as close partners, an adjoining office with the excellently appointed Health Secretary would be nice. A 2-way mirror & a glory hole could prove useful. I have a void in my knowledge of the sport of gymnastics which Little Lanta could assist me in.

Thankyou for the honour of appointing me as Home Secretary Snooks. I will give some thought to whom I wish The Prime Minister to appoint as Ministers of State but one immediate appointment to serve “under” me is Danni Levy as I feel she would be an asset in a number positions which I envisage trying her in.

(07-09-2023 12:25 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  I'm willing to accept, but with a few conditions, as I'm a bit lacking, in some areas, can I propose Doddle as part of my team, who is much more of a culture vulture than myself, & maybe someone slightly more youthful to help on the media side, no names immediately spring to mind but there are many that fit the bill.

Secondly, as I view Sport & Health as close partners, an adjoining office with the excellently appointed Health Secretary would be nice. A 2-way mirror & a glory hole could prove useful. I have a void in my knowledge of the sport of gymnastics which Little Lanta could assist me in.

Both wishes granted.
The culture media and sport and Health ministries will be on Boomerdoddle Boulevard within the Lantaland complex

As someone who is left wing i thought i would flip it & put together a list of Tories than just affirming my beliefs

Deputy PM: Ruth Davidson

Chancellor: Andy Street

Foreign Sec: Rory Stewart

Home Office: Dominic Grieve

Defence: Tobias Ellwood

Business: Sajid Javid

Justice: David Gauke

Energy/Net Zero: Alok Sharma

DFID: Tom Tugenhadt

And then i thought what about a cabinet for if you wanted to burn the whole thing down

Chancellor: Fred Goodwin

Foreign Secretary: Nigel Farage

Home Secretary: Suella Braverman

Business: Michelle Mone

Work & Pensions: Philip Green

Health: Harold Shipman

Transport: Jeremy Clarkson

Culture & Media: Piers Morgan

Defence: Harry Maguire

Justice: Mike Dean

DEFRA: Jim Ratcliffe

(06-09-2023 17:04 )Snooks Wrote:  My forum cabinet:

Prime Minister: Skully

Deputy PM and Chief Whip: Darren73

Chancellor of the Exchequer: ShandyHand

Foreign Secretary: Southsidestu

Home Secretary: SecretAgent

Justice Secretary: Regenerated

Health Secretary: Atlanta Moreno

Education Secretary: Snooks

Defence Secretary: Tumble Drier

DWP Secretary: Rammyrascal

Levelling up Secretary: Charlemagne

Environment Secretary: Crankshaft

Culture Media and Sport Secretary: Boomer

Fun and Amusement Secretary (new position:
Cheesy Grin

I've only just seen this. I'll take defence but if anyone starts moaning when I go for a jolly in the back seat of a Typhoon T3 or with the Red Arrows I'll have them flown out over the Atlantic and thrown out the back of an A400M

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I performed a re -shuffle:-

PM: Dani O Neal she has spectular assest for the job

Chancellor: Johnny Ball.

Foreign Secretary: Fernanda Ferarri again great assests for the job

Health Secretary: Stormi Mack

Education: Floella Benjamin

Defence: Liam Gallagher

Levelling up and DWP Secretary (jobs combined): James May

Home Secretary: Jeremy Clarkson

Business Secretary: Richard Hammond

Environment: Sir David Attenborough

Culture media and sport: Ronnie O Sullivan

Wales: Tammy Jones

Scotland: Sir Alex Ferguson if not available: Kenny Dalglish

Northern Ireland: Darren Clarke

Minister without Portfolio: Adrian Chiles

Transport Secretary: Freddie Flintoff

UN Ambassador: Jose Mourinho

OFCOM Chsirperson: Beth Bennett

Minister for World Heritage: Dan Snow

Commonwealth Secretary: Dame Jessica Ennis Hill

Minister for Comedy: Jim Hacker

^ Quite innocent until you notice Idi Amin “The Butcher of Uganda” makes an appearance. Got to love having a murdering dictator in your cabinet believed to be responsible for 300,000 deaths

Right he's ousted
New Defence Secretary :Liam Gallagher.