Last film you watched

Police Academy

Crimetime (1996)

Some old bollocks about an actor playing a serial killer on TV while the real killer revels in the attention or something.

I'd be lying if I said I watched it or even cared about the plot. What I would like to discuss today is the tits, more specifically a very young and gorgeous Sadie Frost's tits.

She gets them out twice in the film for no apparent reason and the gratuitous nature of this just makes it even better. The first time she randomly flashes her boyfriend (played by Stephen Baldwin) in the street and another time she's lying in bed and he pulls the covers down to unveil her glorious big orbs. For some reason I always thought she had quite small ones but they are a very good size indeed and fucking lovely.

Madame Web -4/10 not the disaster I thought it would be but still not very good.

Goonies!!!!!!!!

The Demon (1981)

Formulaic South African slasher movie. Looked like there was some decent nudity with a nice little blonde and stunning brunette but sadly the version on last night cut most of it out. Fucking bastards, I'm not happy at all about this. ?

Police Academy: Mission to Moscow

Oh dear

Dune: Part Two

A Fantastic sci-fi epic (just under 3 hours long) which is right up there in regards to best sequels ever alongside the likes of Terminator 2, Aliens & Empire Strikes Back

10/10

Lisa Frankenstein 2024 this wasnt a good film at all 3/10

Land.of.Bad.2024 10/10

The.Iron.Claw.2023 6/10