General Election 2024

So what's going to be the name for Keir Starmer's Thread Charlemagne ?

Going off of how Gary Gibon described the result it could Keir Starmer & his loveless landlside

Anyone who is actually good at this thing got a better suggestion ?

Oh FFS.
Reform have a fifth seat now after gaining South Basildon and East Thurrock by 98 votes.

FFS

(05-07-2024 16:28 )southsidestu Wrote:  So what's going to be the name for Keir Starmer's Thread Charlemagne ?

Going off of how Gary Gibon described the result it could Keir Starmer & his loveless landlside

Anyone who is actually good at this thing got a better suggestion ?

'No money left here Keir'
'He promises waters be calmer Starmer'
'We are all fucked but not as fucked as the Tories'
'Fourteen years - oh fuck now it's our turn'

^ Well Jonathan Pie called him "50 shades of beige"

Hilary Benn the new Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

I forgot he was still a serving MP

seems like a decent guy like his father

Not sure its a fact but heard that every Labour PM has had a benn in there govt

(05-07-2024 16:28 )southsidestu Wrote:  So what's going to be the name for Keir Starmer's Thread Charlemagne ?

Going off of how Gary Gibon described the result it could Keir Starmer & his loveless landlside

Anyone who is actually good at this thing got a better suggestion ?

Sir Kier Starmer Son of a Toolmaker

Sir Kier Starmer (He is Not Boris or Liz or Rishi )

(05-07-2024 17:09 )HannahsPet Wrote:  Hilary Benn the new Secretary of State for Northern Ireland

I forgot he was still a serving MP

seems like a decent guy like his father

I haven't heard that name mentioned for a few years, I hope he does a good job of keeping the NI assembly together.

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(05-07-2024 17:40 )HannahsPet Wrote:  Sir Kier Starmer (He is Not Boris or Liz or Rishi )

Sir Keir Starmer & his Shiny new Labour Govt (after 14 years of Tory fuckery)

New Cabinet:

Prime Minister: Sir Keir Starmer
Deputy PM and Levelling up Secretary: Angela Rayner
Chancellor of Exchequer: Rachel Reeves
Foreign Secretary: David Lammy
Home Secretary: Yvette Cooper
Justice Secretary: Shabana Mahmood
Chancellor of Duchy of Lancaster: Pat McFadden
Defence Secretary: John Healey
Health Secretary: Wes Streeting
Education Secretary: Bridget Phillipson
Energy Secretary: Ed Miliband
DWP Secretary: Liz Kendall
Business and Trade Secretary: Jonathan Reynolds
Science, Innovation and Technology Secretary: Peter Kyle
Transport Secretary: Louise Haugh
Environment Secretary: Steve Reed
Culture Media and Sport Secretary: Lisa Nandy
Northern Ireland Secretary: Hilary Benn
Scotland Secretary: Ian Murray
Wales Secretary: Jo Stevens
Leader of HOC: Lucy Powell
Leader of HOL: Baroness Smith of Basildon

Starmer giving James timpson a peerage and making a Prisons Minister is such a good idea

its like giving people with expertise and knowledge a job where they can excel

Timpson is the owner of Timpsons the company that employs ex cons and help them turn life around