RE: Keir Starmer - and his miserable government
Warning classic Southsidestu long read up ahead
Every issue that has plagued this government so far is a sign of bad management.
A few months ago I highlighted that the scenarios of the defection of Natalie Elphicke & the status of Diane Abbot as a Labour MP & how both were going down with the PLP showed that Starmer is bad at politics when it comes to management & that this would hurt him more in government & boy has it ever.
First of all the winter fuel allowance, regardless of whether you agree with moving from a universal model to a means tested one or not, why would you announce something like this in isolation & not part of a budget where you can bury it under the positive things you want to do for the country ? Have Reeves say we are going to make tough decisions on the country's finaces like WFP but its so we can do XYZ.
Then there is the issue around the gifts. Many people have said that it makes them the same as the Tories, citing Johnson & his wallpaper, yet that is not entirely true, they are similar but not the same. Everything that has happened whether its the clothes, Taylor Swift tickets, Arsenal tickets, using Lord Alli's house has been legal & declared. Where as that was not the case with the Toires, everything wasn't declared, we still don't know who gave Johnson his £800k loan and it wasn't all legal because the Electoral Comission fined CCHQ. Right now in the middle of his leaderhship campaign it has been revealed that Jenerick has received a £75,000 donation from a company which had received money from a firm registered in the British Virgin Islands & it wasn't known until the donor revealed himself who it was that had given him the money.
The difference between Starmer/Labour & Johnson/Tories is like the deference between tax evasion & avoidance, Jimmy Carr or Wesley Snipes. The problem for Labour is that perception is reality, despite declared & legal being the literal opposite of undeclared & illegal if the story doesn't pass the sniff test with the public then you end up in the same boat as the crooks. This is then in turn magnified when you as leader of the opposition cast yourself as a holier than thou to Johnson & his shennanigans.
Furthermore part of the problem with Lord Alli's gifts was that they were personnel, had they had him donate to a central campaing fund, like The Tories generally do, it would of been better. Unlike other donations this does not appear to be a quid pro quo, he is already in the Lords, there is as of yet no link between his donations & a policy or legislative change in his favour, he is a Labour member so he is a part of the team who happens to be very wealthy doing his part to help his side win but again with the donations being personnel & some of them clearly not relevant to the campaign the perception fails the sniff test
Going back to the story of the day, the issue with Gray and her salary is relatively mundane, whilst she has had a pay rise compared to her immediate predecessor, she is earning less, adjusted for inflation, than Cameron's first Chief of staff.
These stories of Alli's gifts & Gray's salaries are pretty low level scandals, if you could even call them that and yet they have become big issues, why is that ? The blame again lands with Labour being bad at politics. Leighton Andrews, a professor at Cardif business school, published a table on twitter showing how long it has been since a new government, elected from opposition, has gone before producing its first budget.
79 - One month, Nine days
97 - Two months, One day
10 - One month, sixteen days
24 - Three months, twenty six days by the time it happens
The right wing tabloids have been leading the charge on these white bait stories, as they always would do but by waiting so long to produce their first budget, Labour have left a vacuum in the narrative, meaning that these stories are the only stories so the rest of the media are focusing on them too, turning white bait into white whales and ending up with a scenario where your chief of staff resigns in the first 100 days.
Fortunately for Starmer its still early days, New Labour had a scandal much worse than the Alli one in its early days when the party accepted a donation from Bernie Ecclestone in exchange for an exemtpion for F1 from a ban on cigarrette advertising & it didn't hurt them that much. Also a lot will depend on who the Tories choose as leader, if they choose a Hague or an IDS, Labour will be feeling pretty good. And Starmer has been in this territory before, after the Hartlepool by-election the talk around Starmer was that his days were numbered, he in turn sacked those around him who were his mates & promoted a more competant team & went from looking like it was all over to one of the largest landslides in modern times.
If i could find a girl that had the looks of Gal Gadot, breasts of Sophie Mudd with Demi Rose's ass, the personality of Jessica Ennis, the grace of Kendall Jenner on the red carpet and then behind closed doors the raw sexual energy of Nicole Snow i'd know i was dead and gone to heaven, so i'll just take Demi Rose's ass and Nicole's sexual energy
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