General News Thread

^ So far the police have nothing to go on.

Ah yes, the old jokes are always the best

(24-02-2025 22:06 )Snooks Wrote:  Ah yes, the old jokes are always the best

Ba-Dum-Tish!!!

Did it ever flush?

This story on my local news programme made me smile, as a Dutch cargo vessel has run aground on a sandbank in the Humber Estuary. After 3 attempted efforts to free it using tugs, the tide conditions are unsuitable for further efforts for the next month, but the crew intend to sit it out.
The vessel is named H & S Wisdom, maybe if the crew had shown a little more wisdom they wouldn't have got stranded in the first place.

Are Wisdom tootbrushes the cargo??

feels like all this will do is inspire more Russian guys to enlist.


"Wanna meet hot single girls in, what is soon to be, your area?"

^ It's cool I delete the post, I meant it in a respectful way but twats like you take it out of context! - For fucks sake I was trying to be nice and respectful to those out there but yeah your right, apologies guys who thanked my post but It's best I remove it because of these twats that take offence to it.

(Yesterday 11:21 )ukdoll Wrote:  feels like all this will do is inspire more Russian guys to enlist.


"Wanna meet hot single girls in, what is soon to be, your area?"

Hilarious, I don't think.

Here's a transcript of an intercepted telephone conversation from a Russian Soldier, describing exactly what they do in areas that become "theirs"

"When we surrendered Lyman, we slaughtered everyone out there, f**king khokhols [a derogatory Russian term for Ukrainians]. ... We raped them, slaughtered them, shot them. In Lyman and Torske, we just walked around shooting everyone. All the men who were younger were taken to us out there, and the women, young ones: they were all f**ked, slaughtered, shot.