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(27-12-2019 13:46 )Nadam Wrote:  Au Pair Girls (1972)

British comedy from the 70s so you can imagine what it's like. Some of the blokes in are quite famous, such as Mike Baldwin of off Corrie.

Couldn't give two fucks about the plot but basically it's just an excuse to squeeze in as much nudity as possible. 4 or 5 au pairs arrive in the UK and no sooner are they matched up with their host families than they are separated from their clothes, for an assortment of spurious reasons.

We get to see everything and I mean EVERYTHING. Tits, arse, bush... the lot, the fucking lot.

The birds are stunners too and seeing them in all their natural glory is a delight. Delicious, natural curves, massive real tits and delightful, natural, hairy pussies.

I commend this film to the house and your wank banks.

Watched this over the weekend.

I would just like to add that the highlight for me is the gorgeous Gabrielle Drake. An unbelievably pretty face, great body, cracking arse, nice hairy bush and a massive yet perfectly proportioned pair of tits. Fucking sensational.

(27-07-2014 09:20 )MichelleKeeganLover Wrote:  Another 1970's Film This Time its a soft porn film,

Come Play With Me Which Stars the gorgeous mary millington,the story of the film is,Cornelius Clapworthy (Harrison Marks) and his sidekick Maurice Kelly (Alfie Bass) are two elderly forgers responsible for flooding the UK with fake banknotes. On the run from their gangster boss Slasher (Ronald Fraser) and effeminate, cross dressing government official Podsnap (Ken Parry) the pair escape to the Scottish Highlands and posing as musicians hide out at Bovington Manor, a B&B run by Lady Bovington (Irene Handl).

Since Bovington Manor is scarcely attended, Clapworthy and Kelly are free to continue their criminal activities, albeit having to constantly recite "O for the Wings of a Dove" to drown out the noise of the printing press that produces the fake banknotes. However when Lady Bovington’s chorographer nephew Rodney and his troupe of dancing girls arrive at the manor, business picks up considerably when the girls, vaguely under the leadership of Rena (Suzy Mandel) decide - rather generously - to help Lady Bovington out by dressing as nurses and re-opening the Manor as a brothel with topless massages and 'the full treatment' being the order of the day. This means trouble and unwanted attention for Clapworthy and Kelly, especially when the girls’ services bring Slasher and his heavies to the Manor

i would give it 10/10 it is a great film to watch if you like that soft porn films from the 70s,then you will like this

I recorded this last night and what a fucking treat. Just like Au Pair Girls and The Sex Thief mentioned above there is a cornucopia of boobs, bums and bushes. Fantastic stuff.

The Playbirds (1978)

In order to unmask a pathological killer who is targeting the beautiful centerfolds of Playbirds magazine, a sexy policewoman Lucy Sheridan puts her life and reputation on the line by sleeping with millionaire publisher Harry Dougan. The Chief Superintendant and Police Commissioner are keeping a close eye on her, but time is running out fast.

Another seventies sex fest with bums, boobs and bush aplenty. Lots of the lovely Mary Millington, who plays Lucy Sheridan, naked. In one very sensuous scene she has to strip completely naked in front of two male colleagues to prove she has what it takes to go undercover. Another scene she gets naked for a photographer with lots of different poses and legs spread wide open.

Loads of other gorgeous naked birds pop up throughout the film and there's even some nice lesbian action. Cracking stuff!

Bowfinger

Steve Martin comedy about a z-list Hollywood director who tries to make a movie without the star even realising he’s in it.

Not sure why this movie wasn’t more popular. The premise is a little far fetched, but it never takes itself seriously and there are some great lines and set pieces.

Eddie Murphy steals the show in a dual role as both the action star Kit Ramsey, and his nerdy brother Jiff.

Possibly the last time Eddie Murphy was really, really funny.

8/10