I reckon that until these channels are allowed to get ruder, they could do worse to rekindle interest than introduce some experimental shows.
It would probably have to work on the old format of viewers texting in a key-word until a target has been reached. I don't like this method as it's so open to abuse, but as some of the expeimentals I have in mind wouldn't involve phone calls, then I suppose it's only fair they make their money from the texts. If there was a guarantee we'd get our 'prize' once the text target had been hit, I'd gladly cough up my £1.50 to see some of my ideas materialise.
So before I give you a couple of my ideas, I'd like to offer you all the chance to come up with some of your own. My hope is that some of the show's producers read our ideas and maybe give them, at least, some consideration.
Please bare in mind the current regulations. Fantasies are all well and good, but let's face it, we're not going to see the 'Orgasm Race' anytime soon, are we?
Strip Fighting - This involves three babes, a bed and an onscreen stopwatch. The 'strippee' begins fully clothed in the middle of the bed (full underwear, jeans, t-shirt/blouse/sweater, etc).The two 'strippers' are then released and given four minutes to get the strippee down to just her knickers. If any other items of clothes remain when the clock reaches zero, the strippee wins.
Oil Wrestling - Two babes (in bra and knickers), an inflatable paddling pool, lots of oil. Five minute bouts, pin down for three to win.
Over to you...
Hold on, did I actually type out that first one? I was only fantasising. Next thing I knew my fingers were tapping away