The Randomness Thread

this thread is so random i don't know what to say

Random

Time for bed

Since this thread is all about randomness, I've just been to the bathroom and the toilet seat was like an elliptical, plastic ice sculpture intent on numbing body from the waist down. I like winter usually, but that's a step too far!

On a side note, a couple of days ago I decided I would answer all my phone calls this week in an Elmer Fudd voice ("Hewoo..."), I really hope no-one dies in the next couple of days...

Was out there for a bit and fuckin hell its COLD, going to be a miserable day today

why have burger king stopped putting bacon into their xl bacon double cheeseburgers

smcgill1888 Wrote:why have burger king stopped putting bacon into their xl bacon double cheeseburgers

Mummy, please tell me the man is making up scary stories...This... this... it can't be true? The only fast food place I bother with is BK for the XL bacon double cheese. Truly the apocalypse has come.

I should just copy & paste all my previous posts into this thread, they get more and more random by the day!

Found out that "you look fine" doesn't count as a compliment! On reflection, I can see her point!!

Got to ask... How did that manage to blow up in your face? Seems fairly innoccous to me...

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:Got to ask... How did that manage to blow up in your face? Seems fairly innoccous to me...

Its just a girl from work. She was saying how rough she looked so I think she was fishing for a bit more of a compliment than "you look fine Rachel"

Anyone seen / interested in this cricket mess? An hour ago KP resigned, then Moores followed and now the ECB are saying that neither of them have! WTF?? Make your minds up lads!