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LMFAO!!!!!!

these foot fetish people start young

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LHLRO = Laughing Heathers Leg Right Off

Getting back to feet for a second... I went out to the ice cream van the other day and this kid who was queing in front of me was resting his foot on the wheel arch of the van. The ice cream man leaned out of the window and said to the kid " Oi you, foot off!" The kid looked back up at him and said "You foot off, you tunt!"

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Colin Ray Wrote:Apologies to those of you you who like the er 'larger' types, just some light hearted fun!

Nothing wrong with a full figured woman, one hint for anyone yet to experience this pleasure, though...

Once you climb on top, whatever you do, don't say "WHEEE!" I can tell you from personal experience that some bigger women can deliver a mean right hook!

Also,do not plant a flag in her belly button and claim her for England lol !!

Dreamlander

Nor is slapping her belly and surfing the ripples downwards socially acceptable

Or saying 'I can see my house from here! lol!

Dreamlander

Politeness dictates that pretending the team of Sherpas who helped one ascend the summit are not in fact residing in base camp three is the gentlemanly thing to do

What about saying 'Thunderbird 2 ready for take off!' I mean,that's a compliment,Thunderbird 2 was the best ship!

Dreamlander

And there's the danger of burning your cheeks on the lightbulb

ive created more foot manaiacs argh haha!! x

Colin Ray Wrote:

Dreamlander Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

Dreamlander Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

Dreamlander Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

Colin Ray Wrote:Apologies to those of you you who like the er 'larger' types, just some light hearted fun!

Nothing wrong with a full figured woman, one hint for anyone yet to experience this pleasure, though...

Once you climb on top, whatever you do, don't say "WHEEE!" I can tell you from personal experience that some bigger women can deliver a mean right hook!

Also,do not plant a flag in her belly button and claim her for England lol !!

Dreamlander

Nor is slapping her belly and surfing the ripples downwards socially acceptable

Or saying 'I can see my house from here! lol!

Dreamlander

Politeness dictates that pretending the team of Sherpas who helped one ascend the summit are not in fact residing in base camp three is the gentlemanly thing to do

What about saying 'Thunderbird 2 ready for take off!' I mean,that's a compliment,Thunderbird 2 was the best ship!

Dreamlander

And there's the danger of burning your cheeks on the lightbulb

Under no circumstances request the use of flour in order to find the wet patch, it is not only potentially offensive but in poor light conditions can result in making love to an armpit.

ok im lost now LOL

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

Colin Ray Wrote:

Dreamlander Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

Dreamlander Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

Dreamlander Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

Colin Ray Wrote:Apologies to those of you you who like the er 'larger' types, just some light hearted fun!

Nothing wrong with a full figured woman, one hint for anyone yet to experience this pleasure, though...

Once you climb on top, whatever you do, don't say "WHEEE!" I can tell you from personal experience that some bigger women can deliver a mean right hook!

Also,do not plant a flag in her belly button and claim her for England lol !!

Dreamlander

Nor is slapping her belly and surfing the ripples downwards socially acceptable

Or saying 'I can see my house from here! lol!

Dreamlander

Politeness dictates that pretending the team of Sherpas who helped one ascend the summit are not in fact residing in base camp three is the gentlemanly thing to do

What about saying 'Thunderbird 2 ready for take off!' I mean,that's a compliment,Thunderbird 2 was the best ship!

Dreamlander

And there's the danger of burning your cheeks on the lightbulb

Under no circumstances request the use of flour in order to find the wet patch, it is not only potentially offensive but in poor light conditions can result in making love to an armpit.

and when asked if you've taken precautions don't say yes I've tied a plank to my arse

summer960 Wrote:ive created more foot manaiacs argh haha!! x