The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Hello old chums,

I've just had to leave an exceedingly drunken luncheon table as one of my dining compatriots asked me how I felt having sold the channel to a Bluebird outfit. I've had to sober up pretty quickly. "Sold it?' I asked myself? Perhaps I had lost it in a late-night poker game? Maybe that cursed technical bod had become a little too big for his boots and taken it upon himself to tout my wares.

A quick 'phone call to the old accountant has confirmed what I thought; I definitely haven't sold Club Paradiso. He did remind me that I'd just sold the blue Rolls Royce to a Mr Bird so I can only assume that a member of my staff has got the wrong end of the stick, a stick that I shall be giving them a damn good beating with later on.

Must dash chaps, looks like luncheon is over and we're all off to watch Svetlanka work the snooker table. What she does with the pink and brown is enough to make a grown man weep.

As ever,

Bob

Svetlanka's a bit more concerned about what you're up to with your cue there Bob.

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

But....but.....what's the forum going to do without suspicion, rumour, conspiracy theory and conjecture to keep it going?

These are the very lifeblood of this place (along with a spattering of babes, caps and vids)

This will not do. This will not do at all

We can't have channel reps coming on here and addressing issues directly on the forum. Where will it all end?!?!?!?

Questions being honestly answered? Requests being met? Fans being respected?

This is a dark day in forum history....mark my words!

(01-05-2010 18:09 )Bob Paradiso Wrote:  Hello old chums,

I've just had to leave an exceedingly drunken luncheon table as one of my dining compatriots asked me how I felt having sold the channel to a Bluebird outfit. I've had to sober up pretty quickly. "Sold it?' I asked myself? Perhaps I had lost it in a late-night poker game? Maybe that cursed technical bod had become a little too big for his boots and taken it upon himself to tout my wares.

A quick 'phone call to the old accountant has confirmed what I thought; I definitely haven't sold Club Paradiso. He did remind me that I'd just sold the blue Rolls Royce to a Mr Bird so I can only assume that a member of my staff has got the wrong end of the stick, a stick that I shall be giving them a damn good beating with later on.

Must dash chaps, looks like luncheon is over and we're all off to watch Svetlanka work the snooker table. What she does with the pink and brown is enough to make a grown man weep.

As ever,

Bob

We have private messaged you about this Bob.
Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.

And forum balance is restored again

(01-05-2010 18:32 )BLUEBIRD OFFICIAL Wrote:  We have private messaged you about this Bob.
Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.

Oooooo do tell. Cmon, Doctor Who's finished and nothing's on until NCIS starts!

Did you make an offer?

Did Bob refuse?

Did he in fact, agree?

Did you not make an offer but pissed off at the suggestion?

The rumour's now in circulation anyway

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

(01-05-2010 18:32 )BLUEBIRD OFFICIAL Wrote:  Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.

F'ing hilarious.

(01-05-2010 18:32 )BLUEBIRD OFFICIAL Wrote:  We have private messaged you about this Bob.
Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.

Feathered Fiend (sic), you can not be faulted for sheer entertainment value. hats off as usual!

(01-05-2010 18:09 )Bob Paradiso Wrote:  Hello old chums,

I've just had to leave an exceedingly drunken luncheon table as one of my dining compatriots asked me how I felt having sold the channel to a Bluebird outfit. I've had to sober up pretty quickly. "Sold it?' I asked myself? Perhaps I had lost it in a late-night poker game? Maybe that cursed technical bod had become a little too big for his boots and taken it upon himself to tout my wares.

A quick 'phone call to the old accountant has confirmed what I thought; I definitely haven't sold Club Paradiso. He did remind me that I'd just sold the blue Rolls Royce to a Mr Bird so I can only assume that a member of my staff has got the wrong end of the stick, a stick that I shall be giving them a damn good beating with later on.

Must dash chaps, looks like luncheon is over and we're all off to watch Svetlanka work the snooker table. What she does with the pink and brown is enough to make a grown man weep.

As ever,

Bob

have you contactd your lawyers because bluebird have said on this forum they are taking over sky 966 plus others.

(01-05-2010 18:43 )Shady Cee Wrote:  Did you make an offer?

Did Bob refuse?

Did he in fact, agree?

Did you not make an offer but pissed off at the suggestion?

The rumour's now in circulation anyway

According to their previous posts if you read them they appear to have made an offer.